Henrick Johansson
3 subscribers
22 photos
3 videos
European VC in USA | Investing in compliant startups | The government is my most important LP | Advisor @compai
Download Telegram
No protective walls between desks to stop the spread of viruses

No GDPR guidebooks available

Desks are far less than the recommended 6 feet apart

This company is on a quick road to failure
Europe once we pass our GDPR + Climate Action Plan + Sustainable Infrastructure Charter in the year 2200
This is why every romantic relationship between a tech worker and an attractive women should require a permit

If the government had a chance to screen all potential dates for espionage intent, there would be NO spying

Please, government, save us
An ambitious founder called me

"We're growing fast, have a great team, and incredible product/market fit. Can I come by and pitch you?"

I paused.

"Did you obtain a Prospective Investor Meeting Permit from the EU Commission on Venture Investments?"

He stuttered.

"Well..I...I..."

"No thanks," I told him, abruptly hanging up.

Typical American founders, trying to circumvent well-established regulatory protocols.

Turns out, that company was Uber, and he called just 3 months after starting the business.

But I wouldn't do anything differently if I had the chance.

I'm glad I stuck to my principles.
Name someone more innovative than this man

I highly doubt you can
A European founder asked to meet up with me

His startup is only 7 years old but just hit €7,000 MRR

Incredibly fast growth

I applied for a meeting permit with the EU government to ask permission to meet him for coffee

5 months later, the EU government gave the go-ahead and charged a €75 VAT fee

We finally met up yesterday and had an insightful, yet quick 4 hour coffee chat during business hours

I decided to invest €15k into his business

Just got word that it's the 4th-largest venture investment in the EU this year

I expect he'll do great things and turn this startup into one of the EU's largest businesses

I could even imagine it breaking the €500k annual revenue mark someday (yes, it's a long shot, but it could happen)

Never been more excited to be building in the EU
Was at a startup networking event in Europe last night

The innovation and energy was off the charts

Just a few of the revolutionary ideas that were pitched:

"Uber but for the Estonia market"

"Airbnb but for locally-owned rentals in Italy"

"Google but GDPR-compliant"

The list goes on and on

You wouldn't see ideas this good at an American networking event

And yes, I did gain express consent and GDPR-compliant waivers to post these ideas publicly

Long Europe!
Recently invested in an American startup

I was SHOCKED to see how reckless the founder was

Moved too fast

Worked 7 days a week

Didn't wait for regulatory compliance before creating new product features

None of this would fly in Europe

I politely told him that he needed to send my capital back in a GDPR-compliant manner

Last time I ever invest in American startups
Jeff Bezos is of European descent

Without Europe, there would be no Amazon

Checkmate, Americans
"America has the best startup culture"

Then how come the guy who literally founded America is from Europe?

Checkmate, American wankers
Imagine following innovative AI regulations from here 😍
Europe in just a few short years after figuring out every single possible AI regulation
Just met with a young 42-year old European founder at a café

Before asking about my background, he handed over a 90 page GDPR-compliant Data Collection Document, which explained what he would do with the information about my background and how he would keep it safe

I signed it and got it notarized before answering his question

Yep, I am definitely going to invest in this kid (after getting proper approval, of course)
When attending a startup event in Europe, always offer a "verbal cookie" when collecting information from others

For example, if I plan to ask someone what their startup does, I need to give them the chance to accept a verbal cookie first to let them know I plan to collect personal information from them

Remember, GDPR isn't only on the internet. It applies in real life too.
Getting some stuff done today (yes, I have the proper work permit to do 2 hours of work on a Sunday)
Working on a Sunday violates European Labor Laws

Amazing that people will get on this app and confess to breaking the law
Meeting with a European founder

His business is brand new (started in 2016) and already has a half-dozen paying customers

Incredible growth

I ask him his MRR

"Sorry, but disclosing that information would violate GDPR," he tells me.

Brilliant response.

That question was a test - and he passed.

I immediately invested the statutory maximum of 20.000€ into his startup

With a lot of hustle and a little bit of luck, by 2050 my investment will hopefully be worth upwards of 35.000€
Just spent 3 weeks filling out 750 pages of compliance documents to make a 5.000€ angel investment into a tech startup

The American mind could never comprehend this
Building startups in America just doesn't work

Every founder I know who moved to the US wasted thousands of hours sitting in traffic

Meanwhile, European founders take advantage of convenient public transit and walkable communities, saving tons of time

No wonder Europe is winning
Reading a compelling textbook about regulation this morning

Definitely going to bring several of these brilliant ideas to the European startup commission!

Regulation is the new AI
Obsessed with this beautiful landing page one of my portfolio companies just launched