if i end up in jail im taking all 153 of you guys w me

#real ariyayi men when they take a 24&me test and realize they’re 80% arab:

in my tangerine era again

you know when u crave tangerines and u’re like ok i’ll eat one but u black out and once you gain consciousness you’ve already consumed three? yeah.

connection is so shitty so u know the revolution is going as planned

i need to either drop out or kill myself

college is like if it was always saturday on a school week and you had math as first class

i love socialism i love hating god i love gay sex and i love franz kafka

the driver watching me put on my shoes, make up and mask up all in 6 minutes of sitting in his car :

unbelievably me

i just acted like a filthy commie in public im so unserious

the list of books i need to read is literally longer than the years ive already lived

how do ppl live with the grand misery that is life

the smiths just get things no one has ever got

ohhhhhh

nvm its ocd again

iranians r so funny they’re like if i cant win the most annoying ppl on earth competition then no one can