I should get a pet bird

seeing someone’s questions in a groupchat and not replying should be considered a biblical sin

FUCKKKKK I just made a small mistake everyone will surely punch me in the face and spit on me because of this later

I have a madonna/whore view of myself

I hate that no matter what happens or where you go you’re still stuck with yourself and all your stupid little neuroses

kendall roy was never going to be ceo, it’s like the entire point of that show that he will never win. he was never gonna win.

cherry coloured funk admin is a tall glass of water, I’ll let y’all know

elton john type of week

felt a chill today, happy autumn

that 10 am wave of existential dread that makes you rethink why you’re here on earth and to what end

the air is so polluted today I can’t even see the figure of doom always following me around clearly

just referred to noah baumbach as greta gerwig’s husband and that felt good as hell

I already have moral OCD you don’t have to try and scare me with a digital panopticon

they dont tell you this but it never goes away

posting here used to mean something

jesse we need to go see a psychiatrist for your daily anxiety attacks jesse

when will it end

hybrid classes are like what if you were behind a wall watching other people speak and have fun

but the fool on the hill sees the sun going down and the eyes in his head see the world spinning around