if you’re al pacino and i’m behnam bani then whos streaming chappell roan

I’m in a polyamorous relationship with a rock and a hard place

one thing many people need to learn after they turn 18 is that you need to realize this is your life. this is your body and your life and your soul and no one can care about you more than you care about yourself. genuinely no one.

my next bit of wisdom is that feeling bad sometimes is just part of life. you need to make peace with feeling bad sometimes.

I do this thing where I fully black out and make notes app lists of films to watch and I only come to myself once I’ve added 30 movies… I’m not kidding I have atleast 6 or 7 lists like that

that 11 pm - 2 am mental breakdown just hits the sweet spot

I never understood whats wrong with being needy, I personally love it when people need me

I knew almost famous is a shit movie the second they made philip seymour hoffman say The Doors is a bad band

being a human is way too much work I can’t possibly be expected to do all of this you all KNOW I’m weaker than this

should we all sell our souls and bodies? should we invite ayn rand?

just tell me to go fuck myself next time

whenever I make even the smallest of mistakes I start comparing myself to Saddam Hussein and he ends up being the better guy

dressing like a mid 70s rock musician is the most fun a lesbian can have in this city

ninisite has seen me at my worst and still held out its helping hand to me

i should be talking to god but im talking to u

not to be rude but political cartoons are probably the most stupid way of engaging w both art and politics and I think it’s the most useless job you can have after ceos and the police

the average tehrani has the audacity of a member of britain’s royal family for no goddamn reason

nothing more embarrassing than staying right where they left you