my babygirl shelley

literally feel like shiv roy when she said “thank you” to tom’s “i love you”

whateverrrrrrrrr

me when i consume too much iran international

a lot of you people r just freaks theres not much else to it

that moment when u realize ur heart is lowkey a graveyard of what could’ve been

me if im being completely honest

lowkey only think of myself as a child when i listen to that birds of a feather song

and its not even wrong. thats my bestfriend thats my sister thats my babygirl thats the bitch whos been w me since day 1, who else am i gonna sing that for?

really jealous of ppl who can get drunk im more likely to become a heroin addict than to get drunk on red wine

he wouldve had the craziest beef w azaelia banks

they hate me because of my insane questions that seem to be too obvious and common sense to even ask

ppl on tiktok finally waking up to the fact that joe alwyn is better than taylor swift and all her boyfriends combined thank u lord

i think anyone whos genuinely proud of being iranian atp is like… very delusional and unserious

i just think its suspicious that all women understand my jokes and laugh but men have a hard time even believing i cracked a joke

did anyone made a challengers edit for art and patrick w “The Adults are Talking” yet?

dont go there cause u never return, i know you think of me when you think of her

“is somebody gonna match my freak” you are literally the carbon copy of a thousand other losers like yourself

hows it going

a single man is worse than 100 chadori woman let me tell u that much