my life feels like a really crude joke

god knew if i wasn’t a chronic nail biter i’d be too powerful so he struck me down… that zealous slut

a lot of you can relate

i wanna throw my phone away

why wont they cast mike faist’s gay little ass in a good movie

i love when they play music at the subway station its so cute

may i find a cult leader to guide me through life in 1403 amen

like you look at all these really successful insane people and they were in a cult. im missing out i would be great in scientology

megan thee stallion changed history forever when she said “don’t call me sis cause i aint your sister” like she changed it all

i hate everything in my life forever and ever amen

what episode of black mirror is this

salvatore can wait now its time to eat soft ice cream

some of yall r like what if terfs were trans men

oh J. D. Salinger we’re really in it now

the vibes i bring to the function

guys i think this might be it like this is life

no i refuse to live like this and be content. theres more to this shit

sabrina carpenter can never sell the whole oops i just said whats on my mind im so awkward shtick to me shes never been ignored in any room shes walked in

among us movie after 4 years? hollywood is so embarrassing omfg

imagining how my phone would live if it wasnt going through 7 different vpns daily with no access to icloud or similar apps