i scroll my own channel rereading my own posts thinking like wow this guy really gets it all

i am NOT repressed *my telekensis throw everything around*

dating me is so cool u get the extra benefits like a twelve page essay on the nature of submission by the third date

im starting to think none of you people actually watched succession by the way you post about it

can't even process my life rn

oh Foucault was real as fuck

when u get so high u get scared

there we have it

cousin greg i miss you and love you and will always be here to buy you expensive watches please come back

idec like that

this is my mantra my motto my midnight howl my calling my affirmation my therapy

my general lack of success with time management is gonna cost me my life’s work

currently reading the only sally rooney novel i have left…. this is so scary what if she never writes again and this is it

i just don’t think any university class is deep enough to warrant 170 slides

soundtrack that was made in a lab specifically for me

oh now im listening to enchanted by taylor swift so fuck you too

u guys have no idea how much idgaf

if idgafing was a sport i’d win a medal, if it was an art id be in louvre, if it was a trade id be ruling the wallstreet but alas. alas its only a way of life

reading the wikipedia page for marriage like

we need to normalize kissing forever and ever

kiss addicts b like nooo bro just 5 more minutes in this dark alleyway with you