For some reason, since the beginning of the year, I keep referring to 2025 as ‘2005’. It drives me crazy, but I can’t deny there’s a certain charm to it


Like, yo yo yo stylus dvd hellomoto

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Hire her if you need something outstanding, bold and consistent. Or just check out the site and spread the word!

If you're a business owner, a marketer, or a project manager, there's an easy way to collect, visualize, and view the data that matters in one place — oh, and it's free. Here's my beginner's guide: https://colonelroyce.com/looker-studio-guide/

One 16 Gb phone, a punch card with 256 Mb RAM sauce, and a hand-crafted organic bio book juice, please. To go. No, sorry, no tips!

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Are you using it enough?

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After months of working side by side with ChatGPT, I've made my decision. I'm not going to fire her... more like keep her on as an unpaid intern

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Old but gold: 10+ years of management taught me this

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I don’t normally do clickbait, but sometimes it’s necessary for drama and fun. And yes, jokes about ‘you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like’ aside (or not!)

me IRL every time when… well, just every fucking time

All these words together make absolutely no sense. A random sequence of bullshit. People who make up such things belong in an asylum.

one of my fav tools tbh

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

Welp, I had to use genAI to create the most uncanny, disgusting, and disturbing image snippet for this article:

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I do really care about you, though 😹

Now that we have whopping two apps to exclusively host meaningless AI slop — built by utterly deranged people for other insanely stupid and batshit crazy people — can we finally ban it everywhere else?

I can’t imagine a single sane person (minors and elderly, who by definition have less control over what they watch/read/share/etc, excluded) who’ll ever use it. The idea of such an app is pure, concentrated antagonism toward technology, progress, humanity, society, and life itself. Yet, in just a couple of days, two independent parties released fucking two apps. That’s already two more than anyone would ever need.

If you've ever wondered what's wrong with the current state of the tech industry, this is it.

Two years. Unbelievable.

I'm glad they are finally back. It's a tragedy that it took so long, and that many more didn't make it — either on the day of the attack or later.

I still remember every bit of it clearly. All of it, raw uncensored field evidence. The feeling that in several hours some group may reach your home. Disorder. Human suffering. People not knowing the fate of their loved ones, relatives, and friends. Silence — informational and literal
— broken only by air raid sirens, and videos of terrorists shooting, torturing, killing, raping, capturing hostages.

Nevertheless, עם ישראל חי

Happy NY! My 2026 is going to be violent violet hehe

May there be less dictatorship and anti-freedom of any kind (there’ll probably be not), fewer insane and stupid people (totally ain’t gonna happen), more progress that benefits everyone (will happen but the scale is arguable), and more rock & roll kind of shit (practically guaranteed).

Inland Empire: It is not said, but it’s known that the glass of wine can talk. It has a story, and the story is yet to be told. Just needs a bit of gentle handling. What does it have to say? How does it connect to other thoughts of yours — and all of humanity?

Drama: There it stood, motionless and voiceless. Why doesn’t it speak to you? How did you wrong it for this to happen? Or is it the World that did something? Either way, you have to act.

Authority: What do you mean I did? Oh, forget it. It doesn’t matter. We have some work to be done, and we’ll do it. Others can just watch and soak in the proper way of dealing with an officer.

Live long and prosper, may the force be with you, y’know, all that. Let your 2026 be cool and hobocop-ish (or superstarcop-ish hehe)

Yeah, we’re only three days into 2026 and some big crazy shit is already happening. Wasn’t I right lol?

Yay, one batshit crazy motherfucker less. Hopefully, that won’t be the last one this year. The question is, who’s next? 🤔

An even bigger question is what will happen in Iran after the butcher is dead. The death of a dictator doesn’t necessarily mean the end of the regime — sad but true. Let’s hope for the best, though.

P.S. If it wasn’t obvious, I don’t support neither Trump nor Bibi. Either way, what’s done is done, and the event itself is positive.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning iykwimaityd. Good night, sleep tight (with one eye open, we’re off to never-never land)🔥