Goodnight gamers

Gm gamers

Can’t wait to see what my president says today in order to pump and dump stocks and crypto

A quad-amputee professional cornhole player has been accused of shooting a man in Maryland before driving off in his Tesla with the corpse, leaving everyone stumped. — Article

I know what you’re thinking

You’re thinking yea fucking right how does a guy with no arms or legs shoot someone?

Never give up. Improvise, adapt, overcome! What’s your excuse?

Guys with no arms or legs are shooting their enemies and you won’t stop eating junk food or start working out because you “don’t have time”

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne!

TFW the cold blue porta potty water splashes up to your bussy on a frigid spring morning

Evolve or die

Soon racoons will be popping bluechew

Imagine seeing a crow drinking White monster

Defeating a Peter thiel deathbot by pretending to be a food delivery guy because the AI model it runs on was trained with data from betterhelp and now the bot is having a panic attack about it because mentally it’s a neurotic zoomer iPad kid groyper

Wow they’re just like me

Crows are based

RIP Brandon Lee btw

My sources inside the White House are telling me that Trump has been getting chewed out all morning by the various jews that run the administration(kushner, witkoff, Netanyahu, loomer, etc etc) who are FURIOUS at Trump for sending ICE to the airports. Apperantly Trump fumbled the ball because he was supposed to send ISIS to the airports to spill goy blood in the name of Allah. Not good