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๐ Cows, up and away!
In the Swiss village of Blatten, things got wild โ an incoming landslide forced helicopter evacuationsโฆ for cows.
Yep, real action-movie vibes: dangling cows airlifted like four-legged VIPs ๐๐ฎ
When cows are flying and you're still stuck in traffic โ something's off, bro. ๐
In the Swiss village of Blatten, things got wild โ an incoming landslide forced helicopter evacuationsโฆ for cows.
Yep, real action-movie vibes: dangling cows airlifted like four-legged VIPs ๐๐ฎ
When cows are flying and you're still stuck in traffic โ something's off, bro. ๐
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๐ธ Marshall enters the home audio game โ meet the Heston 120 soundbar
The guitar amp legends just dropped their first soundbar, and itโs a beast. Heston 120 isnโt just stylish โ itโs being called a legit rival to Sonos Arc.
๐ฆ 11 drivers, 5.2.1 system, 150 watts of power. Wi-Fi 6, Bluetooth 5.3, eARC, USB-C, RCA input โ all included. ๐ Four sound modes + hands-on EQ with classic Marshall gold knobs. ๐ฌ Dolby Atmos and DTS:X support. Yes, it even looks like a rock icon.
Pre-orders are live now for $1000. Official launch โ June 3. Rock your living room.
The guitar amp legends just dropped their first soundbar, and itโs a beast. Heston 120 isnโt just stylish โ itโs being called a legit rival to Sonos Arc.
๐ฆ 11 drivers, 5.2.1 system, 150 watts of power. Wi-Fi 6, Bluetooth 5.3, eARC, USB-C, RCA input โ all included. ๐ Four sound modes + hands-on EQ with classic Marshall gold knobs. ๐ฌ Dolby Atmos and DTS:X support. Yes, it even looks like a rock icon.
Pre-orders are live now for $1000. Official launch โ June 3. Rock your living room.
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๐ง NEED THAT BRAIN CHIP TO TRADE WHILE I SLEEP
Gabe Newell (yup, Steam's daddy) just dropped the bomb: his startup Starfish Neuroscience is rolling out a brain chip in 2025.
Officially โ to fight Parkinsonโs. Unofficially โ weโre manifesting a future where it whispers the BTC price directly into your skull ๐งฌ
What makes it ๐ฅ: โ Way smaller than Muskโs Neuralink (2ร4ร0.3mm); โ No battery โ it powers itself wirelessly; โ Less power-hungry than your bathroom light; โ Easier to implant than chasing airdrops.
No public tests yet, but the chipโs coming end of 2025. Soon you'll be running DeFi with just your thoughts.
Gabe Newell (yup, Steam's daddy) just dropped the bomb: his startup Starfish Neuroscience is rolling out a brain chip in 2025.
Officially โ to fight Parkinsonโs. Unofficially โ weโre manifesting a future where it whispers the BTC price directly into your skull ๐งฌ
What makes it ๐ฅ: โ Way smaller than Muskโs Neuralink (2ร4ร0.3mm); โ No battery โ it powers itself wirelessly; โ Less power-hungry than your bathroom light; โ Easier to implant than chasing airdrops.
No public tests yet, but the chipโs coming end of 2025. Soon you'll be running DeFi with just your thoughts.
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๐ง Hermรจs just dropped $15K headphones โ because rich sound needs rich taste.
Meet the brandโs first wireless headphones: minimal design, handcrafted calfskin, and a metal frame that whispers โold money.โ Available in chocolate brown, black, โBerlin blue,โ and two bougie specials: rouge H and naturel.
What about the specs? Who cares. Theyโre keeping it secret, probably because the bass is tuned by someone named Jean-Pierre in a Parisian loft.
๐ง Bottom line: AirPods are for calls. Hermรจs is for showing you donโt need to answer.
Meet the brandโs first wireless headphones: minimal design, handcrafted calfskin, and a metal frame that whispers โold money.โ Available in chocolate brown, black, โBerlin blue,โ and two bougie specials: rouge H and naturel.
What about the specs? Who cares. Theyโre keeping it secret, probably because the bass is tuned by someone named Jean-Pierre in a Parisian loft.
๐ง Bottom line: AirPods are for calls. Hermรจs is for showing you donโt need to answer.
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Finally, damn it! I think I'm already sick โ where's my medicine?!
๐ฅ Scientists just dropped a wild one: LSD might cure schizophrenia and depression. Meet JRT โ a trippy-free compound that grows brain cells like grass in spring. ๐ฑ
Tested on mice โ symptoms eased. Human trials up next.
First trip, then therapy โ 2025 is wild ๐ตโ๐ซ
๐ฅ Scientists just dropped a wild one: LSD might cure schizophrenia and depression. Meet JRT โ a trippy-free compound that grows brain cells like grass in spring. ๐ฑ
Tested on mice โ symptoms eased. Human trials up next.
First trip, then therapy โ 2025 is wild ๐ตโ๐ซ
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โ๏ธ A $1B short got nuked โ $16M loss ๐ฅ
Overnight, Trump pushed the EU tariff deadline from June 1 to July 9, and the market instantly went risk-on.
Bitcoin jumped โ and some poor soulโs $1B short just evaporated, leaving them $16M in the red.
Friendly reminder: shorting into macro news is just premium-grade pain. ๐ซก
Overnight, Trump pushed the EU tariff deadline from June 1 to July 9, and the market instantly went risk-on.
Bitcoin jumped โ and some poor soulโs $1B short just evaporated, leaving them $16M in the red.
Friendly reminder: shorting into macro news is just premium-grade pain. ๐ซก
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Monday panic loading... What if climate change spawns real-life rug pulls โ like killer fungi that eat you from the inside?
Say hi to Aspergillus fumigatus โ not a memecoin, but a deadly spore that's expected to expand by 77.5% by 2100 thanks to global warming. New homes: Europe, the US, China, and yeah... even Russia.
Mortality? 20โ40%.
No whitepaper, just straight-up lung liquidation.
So yeah, breathe responsibly, my degens. The next real threat might not be a scam coin โ but a spore with better market reach than most airdrops. ๐จ๐ซ
Say hi to Aspergillus fumigatus โ not a memecoin, but a deadly spore that's expected to expand by 77.5% by 2100 thanks to global warming. New homes: Europe, the US, China, and yeah... even Russia.
Mortality? 20โ40%.
No whitepaper, just straight-up lung liquidation.
So yeah, breathe responsibly, my degens. The next real threat might not be a scam coin โ but a spore with better market reach than most airdrops. ๐จ๐ซ
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๐ฝ Napster is back โ and now itโs all about AI & the metaverse
Metaverse startup Infinite Reality just rebranded to Napster Corporation โ yep, that Napster. But instead of pirating tracks, theyโre pushing AI-powered 3D concerts, video chats, and digital raves.
๐ They bought Napster for $207M in March, and now itโs their flagship. New vibe, same rebel spirit.
๐ค You can already try Napster Spaces โ 500 free minutes of talking to lifelike AI avatars. After that, itโs $49/month. Way cheaper than most AI chat platforms.
๐ง TL;DR: Napster used to kill the music industry. Now itโs coming for your crypto-powered attention span.
Metaverse startup Infinite Reality just rebranded to Napster Corporation โ yep, that Napster. But instead of pirating tracks, theyโre pushing AI-powered 3D concerts, video chats, and digital raves.
๐ They bought Napster for $207M in March, and now itโs their flagship. New vibe, same rebel spirit.
๐ค You can already try Napster Spaces โ 500 free minutes of talking to lifelike AI avatars. After that, itโs $49/month. Way cheaper than most AI chat platforms.
๐ง TL;DR: Napster used to kill the music industry. Now itโs coming for your crypto-powered attention span.
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๐ Manga panic: Tourists cancel Japan trips over July 2025 tsunami โprophecyโ
A Japanese manga from 1999 called โThe Future I Sawโ has tourists freaking out after it predicted a deadly tsunami would hit Japan on July 5, 2025. Author Ryo Tatsuki claimed she saw it in a dreamโand people are taking it way too seriously after her past predictions allegedly came true.
โ๏ธ Airlines in Hong Kong are slashing Japan-bound flights. Bookings have dropped by 50%. Social mediaโs full of evacuation tips and #July2025Prediction theories.
Science says โnoโ, but tourism stats say: people are spooked.
A Japanese manga from 1999 called โThe Future I Sawโ has tourists freaking out after it predicted a deadly tsunami would hit Japan on July 5, 2025. Author Ryo Tatsuki claimed she saw it in a dreamโand people are taking it way too seriously after her past predictions allegedly came true.
โ๏ธ Airlines in Hong Kong are slashing Japan-bound flights. Bookings have dropped by 50%. Social mediaโs full of evacuation tips and #July2025Prediction theories.
Science says โnoโ, but tourism stats say: people are spooked.
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โ๏ธ Bitcoin beef over bytes: 83 sparked a civil war
Bitcoin Core wants to kill the 83-byte OP_RETURN limit โ and hell broke loose. On one side: Core devs say more data = more use cases. On the other: Knots fans cry โbloat!โ and fear blockchain spam.
This ainโt just tech โ itโs about what Bitcoin is. Just money? Or a data playground too?
Bitcoin Core wants to kill the 83-byte OP_RETURN limit โ and hell broke loose. On one side: Core devs say more data = more use cases. On the other: Knots fans cry โbloat!โ and fear blockchain spam.
This ainโt just tech โ itโs about what Bitcoin is. Just money? Or a data playground too?
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๐ Morning Mood: Crypto sobered up a bit, but still vibing
Bitcoin dipped to $107,500 overnight, then bounced back to a solid $109K. Alts followed suitโbit of a wobble, but no faceplants. Most of the top 100 are in the red, but just slightly. Nothing dramatic, just a market morning stretch. ๐
๐ Red zone squad: SPX -5% (who even holds that?), BONK & PI -4% ๐ Green gang: QNT +12%, CAKE +11% (yes, the cake again), JUP, FORM, and UNI all up +6%
๐ฌ Fear & Greed Index is at 74 โ bordering on "extreme greed" territory. Be careful or be rich?
Bitcoin dipped to $107,500 overnight, then bounced back to a solid $109K. Alts followed suitโbit of a wobble, but no faceplants. Most of the top 100 are in the red, but just slightly. Nothing dramatic, just a market morning stretch. ๐
๐ Red zone squad: SPX -5% (who even holds that?), BONK & PI -4% ๐ Green gang: QNT +12%, CAKE +11% (yes, the cake again), JUP, FORM, and UNI all up +6%
๐ฌ Fear & Greed Index is at 74 โ bordering on "extreme greed" territory. Be careful or be rich?
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๐ฅน Tiny delight of the day: the cutest Macintosh ever
UK shop 1-Bit Rainbow just dropped the pico-mac-nano โ a palm-sized tribute to the classic Macintosh 128K. Itโs only 62 mm tall and somehow runs Classic MacOS. Yep, seriously.
Powered by a Raspberry Pi Pico, it features a 2-inch 480ร342 display, supports modern USB keyboards and mice, and boots via emulator.
DIY fans can build it themselves, or grab a ready-made kit with 3D-printed case, display, and all internals.
๐ธ Price? Just ยฃ56 โ nostalgia tax not included.
UK shop 1-Bit Rainbow just dropped the pico-mac-nano โ a palm-sized tribute to the classic Macintosh 128K. Itโs only 62 mm tall and somehow runs Classic MacOS. Yep, seriously.
Powered by a Raspberry Pi Pico, it features a 2-inch 480ร342 display, supports modern USB keyboards and mice, and boots via emulator.
DIY fans can build it themselves, or grab a ready-made kit with 3D-printed case, display, and all internals.
๐ธ Price? Just ยฃ56 โ nostalgia tax not included.
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