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๐ŸงŠ Say goodbye to sweaty palms: the gaming mouse now comes with a FAN

No joke โ€” Pulsar Feinmann and Noctua dropped a gaming mouse with a built-in 40mm fan that literally cools your hand mid-fight. Welcome to peak gamer luxury ๐ŸŒ€
โš™๏ธ DPI? A ridiculous 320,000.
๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ Shell? Full of holes for airflow.
๐Ÿ”‹ Comes with a charging dock.
๐Ÿ’ธ Price tag: $200 for cool-handed clutches.

Gaming just got breezy ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Short kings of tech ๐Ÿ‘‘

Social mediaโ€™s got a new theory: most tech founders are around 5'7" (170 cm).
Zuck, Brin, Vaynerchuk, Nadella โ€” all clock in at the same height. Even Bezos and Kalanick? Under 5'10".
So hey โ€” tell your shorter friend: height ain't a bug, it's a feature. Just build big.
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Johnny Ive just went full cyborg mode ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฐ

Itโ€™s official: OpenAI is acquiring Johnny Iveโ€™s startup io for a mind-blowing $6.5B. That includes 55 ex-Apple engineers and designers, all now working on a sleek, voice-first AI device.
๐Ÿ’ฌ Altmanโ€™s already seen a prototype โ€” called it โ€œthe most impressive piece of tech Iโ€™ve ever seen.โ€
$5B in stock, the rest in cash โ€” OpenAIโ€™s biggest deal ever. But LoveFrom (Iveโ€™s design firm) stays independent, leading design and creative for OpenAI projects.

Meanwhile, Appleโ€™s sitting there like: โ€œHeyโ€ฆ wasnโ€™t he our guy?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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๐Ÿฅ– Telegram gave up data on 22,000 users โ€” in just 3 months

Telegram handed over user data on 22K people to authorities โ€” and thatโ€™s only from Q1 2025. A year ago, it was "just" 5,826.

๐Ÿฅ‡ The top requester? India with 9,197 cases โ€” no surprise, itโ€™s one of Telegramโ€™s biggest markets. Followed by Germany, France, and the US. A full dataset is now live on GitHub.
Looks like Pavel Durovโ€™s rough trip to the regulators in 2024 is finally paying off... for them.
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๐Ÿ“ฟ OpenAIโ€™s first gadget might beโ€ฆ a wearable AI pendant?

Analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says OpenAI is cooking up a neck-worn AI device โ€” think iPod Shuffle with brains, but no screen. Itโ€™ll come with a mic and camera for sensing your surroundings and rely heavily on cloud processing.
๐Ÿ’ฌ No display โ€” just voice, vision, and vibes ๐Ÿ“ธ Constant connection to the internet needed ๐ŸŒ€ Prototype expected in 2025, mass production in 2027

Bonus theory: the announcement dropped right after Google I/O to steal some thunder. If true, itโ€™s working.
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๐Ÿ’ฅ Kraken brings Wall Street to crypto with xStocks

Kraken is launching xStocks โ€” a new service for non-US clients to trade tokenized versions of US stocks (like Apple, Tesla, Nvidia) 24/7 on Solana. Each token = 1 real share held by Backed Finance.
Why it matters: ๐Ÿ”น Trade even when Wall Street sleeps ๐Ÿ”น Use stock tokens in DeFi โ€” as collateral, LP, etc ๐Ÿ”น Dirt-cheap fees, native Solana compatibility
Krakenโ€™s mission? A truly global, non-stop stock market โ€” on-chain.

๐Ÿ“ Wall Street meets DeFi. Letโ€™s go.
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๐Ÿ„ Cows, up and away!
In the Swiss village of Blatten, things got wild โ€” an incoming landslide forced helicopter evacuationsโ€ฆ for cows.
Yep, real action-movie vibes: dangling cows airlifted like four-legged VIPs ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฎ
When cows are flying and you're still stuck in traffic โ€” something's off, bro. ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐ŸŽธ Marshall enters the home audio game โ€” meet the Heston 120 soundbar

The guitar amp legends just dropped their first soundbar, and itโ€™s a beast. Heston 120 isnโ€™t just stylish โ€” itโ€™s being called a legit rival to Sonos Arc.
๐Ÿ“ฆ 11 drivers, 5.2.1 system, 150 watts of power. Wi-Fi 6, Bluetooth 5.3, eARC, USB-C, RCA input โ€” all included. ๐ŸŽš Four sound modes + hands-on EQ with classic Marshall gold knobs. ๐ŸŽฌ Dolby Atmos and DTS:X support. Yes, it even looks like a rock icon.

Pre-orders are live now for $1000. Official launch โ€” June 3. Rock your living room.
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๐Ÿง  NEED THAT BRAIN CHIP TO TRADE WHILE I SLEEP

Gabe Newell (yup, Steam's daddy) just dropped the bomb: his startup Starfish Neuroscience is rolling out a brain chip in 2025.
Officially โ€” to fight Parkinsonโ€™s. Unofficially โ€” weโ€™re manifesting a future where it whispers the BTC price directly into your skull ๐Ÿงฌ

What makes it ๐Ÿ”ฅ: โ€” Way smaller than Muskโ€™s Neuralink (2ร—4ร—0.3mm); โ€” No battery โ€” it powers itself wirelessly; โ€” Less power-hungry than your bathroom light; โ€” Easier to implant than chasing airdrops.
No public tests yet, but the chipโ€™s coming end of 2025. Soon you'll be running DeFi with just your thoughts.
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๐ŸŽง Hermรจs just dropped $15K headphones โ€” because rich sound needs rich taste.

Meet the brandโ€™s first wireless headphones: minimal design, handcrafted calfskin, and a metal frame that whispers โ€œold money.โ€ Available in chocolate brown, black, โ€œBerlin blue,โ€ and two bougie specials: rouge H and naturel.
What about the specs? Who cares. Theyโ€™re keeping it secret, probably because the bass is tuned by someone named Jean-Pierre in a Parisian loft.

๐Ÿง  Bottom line: AirPods are for calls. Hermรจs is for showing you donโ€™t need to answer.
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Finally, damn it! I think I'm already sick โ€” where's my medicine?!
๐Ÿ”ฅ Scientists just dropped a wild one: LSD might cure schizophrenia and depression. Meet JRT โ€” a trippy-free compound that grows brain cells like grass in spring. ๐ŸŒฑ
Tested on mice โ€” symptoms eased. Human trials up next.
First trip, then therapy โ€” 2025 is wild ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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โ›”๏ธ A $1B short got nuked โ€” $16M loss ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Overnight, Trump pushed the EU tariff deadline from June 1 to July 9, and the market instantly went risk-on.
Bitcoin jumped โ€” and some poor soulโ€™s $1B short just evaporated, leaving them $16M in the red.
Friendly reminder: shorting into macro news is just premium-grade pain. ๐Ÿซก
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Monday panic loading... What if climate change spawns real-life rug pulls โ€” like killer fungi that eat you from the inside?

Say hi to Aspergillus fumigatus โ€” not a memecoin, but a deadly spore that's expected to expand by 77.5% by 2100 thanks to global warming. New homes: Europe, the US, China, and yeah... even Russia.
Mortality? 20โ€“40%.
No whitepaper, just straight-up lung liquidation.

So yeah, breathe responsibly, my degens. The next real threat might not be a scam coin โ€” but a spore with better market reach than most airdrops. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซ
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