In my experience, if someone doesn’t have a long term friendship, something is really wrong with them.

I said “in my experience”
Sometimes something’s wrong with the ppl around them

Tf you mean you don’t like animals

If you’re not happy about ur friend’s success, just get tf out of their life or stop being a jealous loser

Nobody owes you an apology for doing better than you.

Friendship isn’t chess. Stop acting like texting first is losing.

If they’re always confusing you, the answer is probably no.

If you’re praying for someone’s downfall, you’re already beneath them.

I judge summer fans, strongly and severely and wtf w you guys?

If everyone around you is the problem, I’ve got news for you.

fuck you if you make someone feel bad on their birthday, this day is important af for them.

If someone makes me sad or upset on my birthday, they’re kinda dead to me.

You don’t get to make my birthday seem unimportant and still be in my life.

I judge you if you tell ur girl to do more makeup (I also hate you)

You’re looking for “the man” in a lesbian relationship? Just lol

You’re a lesbian but you only like girls with short hair and a boyish look? I’ve got news for you girl

You think two feminine lesbians can’t date each other? I judge you

You think a new haircut changes someone’s sexuality? Interesting theory.

You think masc lesbians are trying to be men? *sigh*