i have style but i'm too broke to prove it

Being an adult is just Peter Parker without the superpowers

I overthink conversations more than I have conversations

I'm the kind of person who says "hi" to cats

People asking for a meet up. Dude, even the neighbours see me by luck.

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person

I’ll be funny again soon, guys. Just fighting for my life rn.

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

Being human is hard. I should've just been a cat.

I’m tired of imagining and daydreaming. I wanna live that fucking life rn.

Current situation: idk what I want, idk what to do, idk what to think, idk what to say, idk what to feel. idk anymore.

My age feels so serious this year, I’m gonna cancel my birthday.

I hate when people say "you act like you don't care" like bro I ain't acting.

If people don’t like you, that’s okay. If cats don’t like you, then you need to work on yourself.

Your secrets are safe with me, I don't even remember my own password

I’m the happiest depressed person you’ll ever meet

"i can't wait to grow up" was the dumbest shit i've ever said

A girl's telegram channel is full of hints

You should not trust stangers on the internet what if i'm a vampire

trusting people should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should always be predicting how they'll hurt you.

if i start asking stupid questions, just know i'm trying to keep talking to you.