fuck you if you make someone feel bad on their birthday, this day is important af for them.

If someone makes me sad or upset on my birthday, they’re kinda dead to me.

You don’t get to make my birthday seem unimportant and still be in my life.

I judge you if you tell ur girl to do more makeup (I also hate you)

You’re looking for “the man” in a lesbian relationship? Just lol

You’re a lesbian but you only like girls with short hair and a boyish look? I’ve got news for you girl

You think two feminine lesbians can’t date each other? I judge you

You think a new haircut changes someone’s sexuality? Interesting theory.

You think masc lesbians are trying to be men? *sigh*

As a first born child I always judge my younger siblings no matter what

As a first born child I’ll probably be judging the only children

Younger siblings? Judged. Only children? Also judged. Nobody’s safe.

Bye

Leave before you make someone feel unloved or fck you

Don’t break someone’s heart just because you don’t know what you want mf

Wdym gossip ain’t cool? Are you saint mary?

You say you love someone but you don’t act like that? You sure that’s love?

I judge you if you text someone only when you need them

I judge you if you think being rude is cool