水水的摸鱼日常
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评论:周一早上8am-8:30am,周五下午4:30pm-5pm office hour
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水水的摸鱼日常
同事说她妈妈送我一袋柠檬 我:?
拿来做了柠檬虾给这位朋友装了两小碗
准备让她吃一碗 让她给她家带一碗
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今日八卦:
隔壁lab的TA:you know what happened today in my lab class? A kid broke a glass plasteur pipette and he was bleeding!!!! How could he break it? I can literally throw it to the ground and it won’t break!!
另外一个隔壁lab的TA:you know what happened today in my lab class? A beaker was leaking and the water was all the way on the table and a student just put her laptop right on top of it!!! I was like Maam! You have to move it! Now!
我: well you know, you are fine. A broken laptop won’t be your responsibility but look at him, a broken kid will seriously be his responsibility lmao 🤣
八点看完screening回来
朋友去她lab拿东西,回来说:everybody in my lab is still in the lab
我和另外的朋友:而我们的lab mates早就走了
朋友:you should put peer pressure on them
我:peer pressure is not something that I can give to others lol. It should be something they feel by themselves 😅
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【现在本科生都知道直接找美国码农男朋友了】

人在国内读本科直接找湾区男码农做男朋友,美国硕士offer都还没谱呢,真是人生赢家。说的挺委婉,“担忧自己在国外的生活能力,很怕被外国人骗”,直接笑死。关键是女生连个照片都没爆,看看下面就一大把回复帖子和加微信的男生,国女直接润美这条路真是大有可为!湾区是一个155年薪5w刀的女生可以找到一个185年薪50w的男生的地方。希望大家想润美的话都可以赶紧去卷起来。 source
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【案例:人在国内,诚实求搬运】

下面好多人回复她说想认识一下。 source
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【国内工作的普通女生直接求被搬运】

下面有整整12页回复被要联系方式。
这条路还是大大的蓝海,希望大家考虑一下。 source
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【美硕回国求搬运】

“长相性格方面真的很好” source
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经济这么不景气了吗
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有人喷香水去动物房还把香水落那里了
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