"jokes aside, where do you see your self in 10 years?"
bro i’m the joke you just put aside.
bro i’m the joke you just put aside.
people be asking "why you so quiet" after irritating me with their existence.
what do you want me to do? bark?
what do you want me to do? bark?
i’m the nicest, rudest, most caring and nonchalant idgaf person you’ll ever meet and yes my existence is a paradox.
i’m the popular kind of loner. i know a lot of people and a lot people know me, but we all only know each other on a hand shake level.
I am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life, but I sometimes accidentally over share and feel bad for over sharing for the rest of my life.
the fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I keep procrastinating.
sorry for having a humongous ego and correct opinions. as if it’s my fault you’re wrong.
If you ever taken a road trip through the pacific northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called "gravity falls". It’s not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it, some people think it’s a myth. but if you’re curious, don’t wait.
take a trip. find it. It’s out there somewhere in the woods. waiting.
when I say "I’ll figure it out" I mean I’ll just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming.