I hate it when the govt says it's free!

Water at CRITICAL LOW level

London is safe - and effective.

Imagine begging a guy who's not really in charge, to not overwhelm the place you live.

It looks like they will be pinning the tv licence fee to paid subscription services, like Netflix and Disney.

I've got a feeling a lot of these services will be cancelled.

The US has just approved the first mRNA flu jab, made by Moderna.

Must be because the last mRNA did so well.

A new TikTok trend is encouraging idiots to set fire to dry grass and hay bales.

The media will tell you it's not happening and it must be the climate.

Another iconic British brand going bust, this time Raleigh.

All the best ones are dropping.

The latest advice from the experts is to save water by turning off your shower when lathering up.

Two words: Data centres.

According to a new study, people who have had a tough life are more likely to believe in conspiracies.

In other words, if you don’t believe everything the media tells you, you’re a bitter bigot.

They want to ban people from standing and drinking (vertical drinking) in a pub or a bar.

How long before alcohol gets banned completely?

A bronze statue of Dan Andrews, costing $130,000, has been cancelled over fears it would get urinated on.

I would have flown to Australia to contribute to that.

This lady found a Mars Bar from the 90s, and it's triple the size of today's 'fun size'.

You've not been imagining it.

They're sending clowns to entertain the migrants on the French coast.

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