‼️ SHOCKING ‼️
Alex Jones’s massive weight loss journey has shocked both fans and critics alike.
👨💻😔 — Our experts have determined that this is due to AJ not being able to afford food as a result of his $1billion+ debt.
👨💻🧑🏼🦲— Our experts have also confirmed that AJ has sold what remained of his hair for the same reason.
We believe that he will be forced to sell his kidney, blood plasma, and possibly start an Onlyfans by the end of the year.
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Alex Jones’s massive weight loss journey has shocked both fans and critics alike.
👨💻😔 — Our experts have determined that this is due to AJ not being able to afford food as a result of his $1billion+ debt.
👨💻🧑🏼🦲— Our experts have also confirmed that AJ has sold what remained of his hair for the same reason.
We believe that he will be forced to sell his kidney, blood plasma, and possibly start an Onlyfans by the end of the year.
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‼️ FIRED? ‼️
👀🔥— It seems that Vivek Ramaswarmy has been fired from his super-duper real job at the super-duper real Department of Gooning Efficiency (DOGE).
👨🏻💻 🔐 — Our staff reached out for comment, but he was currently unavailable due to a locker-related incident that required “keys to let him out” (according to sources).
We will provide you his commentary after he is let out.
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👀🔥— It seems that Vivek Ramaswarmy has been fired from his super-duper real job at the super-duper real Department of Gooning Efficiency (DOGE).
👨🏻💻 🔐 — Our staff reached out for comment, but he was currently unavailable due to a locker-related incident that required “keys to let him out” (according to sources).
We will provide you his commentary after he is let out.
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‼️👵🏻‼️ BREAKING
Kaitlin Bennett has HIT THE WALL!
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Kaitlin Bennett has HIT THE WALL!
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‼️ DRAMA ‼️
🧑🏼🦲🗣️— Bald guy, Danny Shaw, has turned on American Communist Party (ACP) chairman “Haz” for being too rude, using slurs against homosexuals, and ‘bullying’.
🙅🏻♂️ 🙇🏻♂️ — Here at BBN, we condemn bullying and support everyone’s right to access to minoxidil, hair transplants, and DHT blockers.
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🧑🏼🦲🗣️— Bald guy, Danny Shaw, has turned on American Communist Party (ACP) chairman “Haz” for being too rude, using slurs against homosexuals, and ‘bullying’.
🙅🏻♂️ 🙇🏻♂️ — Here at BBN, we condemn bullying and support everyone’s right to access to minoxidil, hair transplants, and DHT blockers.
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♿️Bottomless Bucket OSINT V.5
‼️ DRAMA ‼️ 🧑🏼🦲🗣️— Bald guy, Danny Shaw, has turned on American Communist Party (ACP) chairman “Haz” for being too rude, using slurs against homosexuals, and ‘bullying’. 🙅🏻♂️ 🙇🏻♂️ — Here at BBN, we condemn bullying and support everyone’s right to access…
‼️ MORE DRAMA ‼️
🧑🏼🦲🔫 😱 — Bald guy, Danny Shaw, who turned on ACP chairman “Haz” is also accusing him of running a gun trafficking operation in coordination with Haitians and Russians.
🫣 😵💫 — He provided no real evidence for this outlandish and slanderous claim, and it amounted to “Trust me bro, I totally saw it bro”.
👨🏻💻 💵 🔫 — We at BBN, pride ourselves in rigorous journalism and fact-finding, so we sent one of our colleagues to attempt to purchase an RPG and AK-47 from Haz directly.
We will post our results after hearing back.
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🧑🏼🦲🔫 😱 — Bald guy, Danny Shaw, who turned on ACP chairman “Haz” is also accusing him of running a gun trafficking operation in coordination with Haitians and Russians.
🫣 😵💫 — He provided no real evidence for this outlandish and slanderous claim, and it amounted to “Trust me bro, I totally saw it bro”.
👨🏻💻 💵 🔫 — We at BBN, pride ourselves in rigorous journalism and fact-finding, so we sent one of our colleagues to attempt to purchase an RPG and AK-47 from Haz directly.
We will post our results after hearing back.
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Forwarded from China NongHua News 中国农华通讯社信 (nateybakes)
BREAKING: Trump used ancient Chinese wisdom from Art of War with classic Deception & Misdirection for TikTok
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