Illegal Venezuelan alien walks into Detroit ICE office, asks to be deported

ANA NAVARRO: "I think today, Donald Trump is going to sign an executive order banning black people from halftime."

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D.C. bureaucrat Kathleen Hicks: "I’m trying to understand where you’re trying to go, other than the DOLLARS, which really bother you."

You don't hate the federal government enough.

WATCH: Rep. Jeffries warns of the cost of living & blames the 'Republican Bait & Switch'

"Hospitals will be closed!"

"Nursing homes will be shut down!"

🚨 MAJOR SCANDAL EXPOSED: Tucker Carlson claims "for a fact" that as much as HALF of the U.S. weaponry sent to Ukraine is being resold, with a substantial amount allegedly making its way to Mexican drug cartels.

PRES. TRUMP: "They hired 88,000 new [IRS agents] to go after you...I think we're going to move them to the Border."

"They're allowed to carry guns."😆

PRES. TRUMP: "They hired 88,000 new [IRS agents] to go after you...I think we're going to move them to the Border."

"They're allowed to carry guns."😆

Vice President JD Vance arrives in Paris for AI Summit

BAIER: "Do you view Vice President JD Vance as your successor?

TRUMP: "No, but he's very capable."

TRUDEAU: "We cannot let AI pollute social media with empty slop & cunning disinformation."

WATCH: Press Sec lays out President Trump’s accomplishments last week

WATCH: Congressman Kweisi Mfume calls for a "STREET FIGHT" over Trump's efforts to cut government fraud

NOW: President Trump signs executive order bringing back plastic straws

"On occasion, they break, they explode...I don't think that plastic is going to affect a shark very much as they're munching their way through the ocean."

"We want to make the cars in Detroit." - Pres. Trump

JUST IN: Trump grants Ex-Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich a 'full & unconditional pardon.'

"It's my honor to do it. He was set up."

MAXINE WATERS: @ElonMusk, where are you?! Bring your ass over here!...We're not afraid of you...He's a thief! He's a gangsta!"

BREAKING: Trump signs order for 25% tariffs on steel & aluminum

REPORTER: "What do you say to consumers who are worried about prices?"

TRUMP: "You're going to ultimately have a price reduction because they're going to make their steel here...There's not going to be any tariff."

TRUMP: "If the election weren't rigged, this would've never happened, & let's see whether or not Fox lets you put that in, OK? If the election weren't rigged, ya hear me? Rigged!"

Trump on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau:

"Pocahontas [Elizabeth Warren] used that as her little personal agency to go around & destroy people. She's a fake, just like she said she was an Indian. She's not an Indian."

"She's a nasty woman, despite her phony beer commercial."

REPORTER: "You say, 'all hell will break loose...'"

TRUMP: "Hamas will find out what I mean...These are sick people & they'll find out what I mean Saturday at 12 o'clock." 👀

TRUMP ON HOSTAGES: “I looked at the hostages… they’re emaciated. It looked like something out of the 1930s. It’s an absolute disgrace. It looked like it was a concentration camp... It looks like they came out of the Holocaust.”