I took a 30 second break from homework for this

hold up

my text books definiton of Monogamy is "marriage of one man to one woman"

so what you're saying is

if i marry a woman

i'm not monogamous????

i shaved like twenty minutes ago WHY ARE YOU ALREADY BACK, HAIR

hehehehehehehhe

someone sent me an image and i didn't know what it was but it looked like a roast turkey so i said "roast turkey" and he kept sending more images and i had no clue what it was

and then he kept sending images of roast turkeys

and more pictures of it

and then he messages me

and now i just feel bad

my sister just let me try her Pear Hard Cider

it was tasty

idk why i capitalised those

whoa me

THIS DUDE USED A SEMICOLON

I'm shook