‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

this should be me

how is all my loves all of you

similar to this again, just paid rent for december but now i am out of money
if anyone has any opportunities they know of in socal or remote I can send my resume over or whatever you would like :) Just in need of making enough money for bills and food etc. this month
DM me if you have any ideas!!
@IAmACatMeow
or you can share this post idk how well that works but i'm open to anyone messaging me!!

being at UCSD is so cool i want to go to a cool university and live on campus and shit!!!!

but i feel like i'm so close to being too old

and idk how i would even get in i had a really abnormal schooling experience

cosplaying a ucsd student rn

guys i want teenage engineering products :sob:

thinking about her

sands haybale

the earth will shake in two will break!!!
and death all around will be your dowry!!!!!!!

and two by two
my human zoo

HEY HEY HEY, BEEN A BIT AGAIN! YOU CAN GET ASSASSIN'S CREED SYNDICATE - STANDARD EDITION FOR FREE ON UBISOFT CONNECT RIGHT NOW! https://store.ubisoft.com/assassin-s-creed-syndicate/56c4947988a7e300458b45c6.html

Syndicate slaps !!!! It's really cool

Me to my dad: we have to leave at 2:30 to make it to LA on time
Dad: it has never taken me that long
Me: we have to leave by 1:30 like worst case if traffic is REALLY bad
Dad: I'm planning for 3:00

SHAGAGA

Yippee!! Yahoo!! Wooppee!!!

I love my friends!!!!