Boar Lore Fact: He won't tell you !
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Boar Lore Fact: Well well well.... 🐆⚡🐗

Imparting wisdom (TND, TKD, TTD, and the like)
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* taptap * "mic check, 1 2"
Sows and gentlehogs, Welcome to Feral Fridays at Squealers Comedy Club ! Let's warm up the stage with a classic..

Five boars walk into a bar. First boar orders one beer. Second boar orders two beers. Third boar orders three beers. Fourth boar orders four beers. And the fifth boar orders five beers.

The first boar drinks his beer, goes to the loo, and leaves. The second boar drinks both of his beers, goes to the loo, and leaves. The third boar drinks all three of his beers, goes to the loo, and leaves. The fourth boar drinks all four of his beers, goes to the loo, and leaves. The fifth boar drinks all five of his beers, and then leaves, stumbling past the loo.

"Wait a minute!" says the bartender. "Why aren't you going to the restroom like your four friends did? I mean, you drank more beer than any of them!"

"Becaush" slurs the fifth boar. "M de piggy that goesh wee wee wee all de way home."

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Boar Lore Fact: Your package has arrived !
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Boar Lore Fact: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Regular antiparasitic and thermoregulating mvd baths are IN this season !
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