Blum's TGE is coming this spring 🍀

More updates next week

👵 Grandma Mode is here 👵

Blum Trading Bot now comes with ultra-conservative settings – just like grandma’s rules.

→ Enable Grandma Mode here.

Here’s what you get when you turn it on:

COOKIES & TEA FIRST?
Trading on an empty stomach? Not in this house.
✅ I’ll sip and reflect
❌ Chaos is my fuel

BETTER BUY BTC?
Grandma’s rule: no frogs, no dogs, no regrets.
✅ Buy BTC like it’s 2013
❌ I need this cartoon mascot and 4x in the name

MEMORY REMINDER
For when you ape so fast, you forget what you bought. 
⏱ 1 min – Keep me sharp
⏱ 2 min – Just enough to stay aware
⏱ 5 min – A little memory nudge later
❓ I don’t remember… what to remind?

ASK FOR A DISCOUNT?
Grandma never pays full price, even for digital coins.
💸 -20% – A modest deal
💸 -50% – Now we’re talking
❌ -99% – If it’s not on fire, I’m not buying

YOLO, LET’S BUY IT?
The override button for your inner degen.
✅ I know it’s ridiculous, but it’s calling my name
❌ No thanks. Grandpa checks my wallet history

Move. Trade with wisdom. Or at least a cookie.

🎟️ Quick heads-up: Get 15% OFF your ticket to Paris Blockchain Week with our special code mp1ECU!

Crypto, Paris, epic parties, and total chaos. You don’t wanna miss #PBW2025!

Grab your discounted ticket HERE

Some of you may have noticed the 3,000 MP trading task was being auto-completed without checks. We’ve hidden it and will reopen it soon.

If you received the reward without trading, your task will be fully reset.
If you did trade, your reward stays.

Keeping it fair for everyone.