Blum's TGE is coming this spring 🍀

More updates next week

👵 Grandma Mode is here 👵

Blum Trading Bot now comes with ultra-conservative settings – just like grandma’s rules.

→ Enable Grandma Mode here.

Here’s what you get when you turn it on:

COOKIES & TEA FIRST?
Trading on an empty stomach? Not in this house.
✅ I’ll sip and reflect
❌ Chaos is my fuel

BETTER BUY BTC?
Grandma’s rule: no frogs, no dogs, no regrets.
✅ Buy BTC like it’s 2013
❌ I need this cartoon mascot and 4x in the name

MEMORY REMINDER
For when you ape so fast, you forget what you bought. 
⏱ 1 min – Keep me sharp
⏱ 2 min – Just enough to stay aware
⏱ 5 min – A little memory nudge later
❓ I don’t remember… what to remind?

ASK FOR A DISCOUNT?
Grandma never pays full price, even for digital coins.
💸 -20% – A modest deal
💸 -50% – Now we’re talking
❌ -99% – If it’s not on fire, I’m not buying

YOLO, LET’S BUY IT?
The override button for your inner degen.
✅ I know it’s ridiculous, but it’s calling my name
❌ No thanks. Grandpa checks my wallet history

Move. Trade with wisdom. Or at least a cookie.