Who are you callin' schizo, buddy. I'll knock you up
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Blue's High Quality Pawpaganda pinned «do you like when blue schizoposts»
(your answers will not stop the schizoposting, I just wanted to see)
Blue's High Quality Pawpaganda
(your answers will not stop the schizoposting, I just wanted to see)
we each take our turns going through psychosis, youll get fun stuff year round!
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I genuinely think diarrhea gets an unfairly bad reputation.
If we're judging poops purely on efficiency, diarrhea wins.
Solid poop has you sitting there for 20–60 minutes, pushing like you're trying to give birth, repositioning yourself 14 times, scrolling through your phone, and eventually your legs are completely numb.
Meanwhile, diarrhea is basically a high-speed evacuation.
You sit down, your body handles the logistics, and you're done. No prolonged pushing. No waiting for the next little segment to arrive. No wondering if you're actually finished.
And let's talk about wiping.
Solid shits can be like wiping a fucking Sharpie. You wipe. There's still brown. Wipe again. Still brown. Wipe again. Somehow MORE brown. At some point you're not even cleaning anymore, you're just sanding the furniture.
With diarrhea, at least the whole operation is usually over quickly. It's a disgusting 45-second crisis instead of a 45-minute administrative process.
People say diarrhea is inconvenient, but have you considered that solid poop is an unpaid part-time job?
Obviously I'm not saying diarrhea is healthier. I'm saying that if we're talking purely about the experience of getting the poop out, diarrhea is faster, easier, and requires significantly less commitment.
I'll take a 45-second emergency evacuation over a 45-minute negotiation with a stubborn turd any day
If we're judging poops purely on efficiency, diarrhea wins.
Solid poop has you sitting there for 20–60 minutes, pushing like you're trying to give birth, repositioning yourself 14 times, scrolling through your phone, and eventually your legs are completely numb.
Meanwhile, diarrhea is basically a high-speed evacuation.
You sit down, your body handles the logistics, and you're done. No prolonged pushing. No waiting for the next little segment to arrive. No wondering if you're actually finished.
And let's talk about wiping.
Solid shits can be like wiping a fucking Sharpie. You wipe. There's still brown. Wipe again. Still brown. Wipe again. Somehow MORE brown. At some point you're not even cleaning anymore, you're just sanding the furniture.
With diarrhea, at least the whole operation is usually over quickly. It's a disgusting 45-second crisis instead of a 45-minute administrative process.
People say diarrhea is inconvenient, but have you considered that solid poop is an unpaid part-time job?
Obviously I'm not saying diarrhea is healthier. I'm saying that if we're talking purely about the experience of getting the poop out, diarrhea is faster, easier, and requires significantly less commitment.
I'll take a 45-second emergency evacuation over a 45-minute negotiation with a stubborn turd any day
Forwarded from Avienn
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