Hasten not, mine companion dear,
Lest ye forget, our contraption most queer,
Our heated box, the fryer of air,
Lest we be without tenders, most succulent and fair

This channel needs to be more gay, people. GET MOVING WE HAVE QUOTAS TO FILL

thou hast written a poem most fine, it is but a whimsical occurrence

I forgot to burdpost

Meow

>me: mom i want a party with all the world!!
>mom: ok my son i'll do it
>*in the day of the party*
>me: mom, why didn't anyone come?
>mom: because i only invited your world...
>*the door opens*
>cristina: where's the birthday boy?