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For the AP x Swatch enjoyers who looked at the Royal Oak and thought:
> βFinallyβ¦ a watch I can emotionally and physically attach myself to.β
Presenting the @Bling Royal Pop Plugβ’
The first luxury accessory designed for men who really want to get 'in' to watches.
β’ Tested extensively on men with $37 in their wallet and highlights full of clubbing
β’ Shock resistant up until somebody wearing a real Royal Oak enters the room
β’ Swiss-made (from an industrial park in Guangdong)
β’ Pairs perfectly with your financed whip and negative net worth
β’ Makes your Telegram bio significantly more embarrassing
β’ Includes voicelines of Nico Leonard yelling βTHATβS CLASSβ directly into your prostate
β’ Every order ships with a prewritten apology to your father
> saying βitβs basically an APβ while poor
> calling plastic βentry-level luxuryβ with genuine conviction
> posting steering wheel pics in a rental
> purchasing signs in a club in order to cope with rectal pain
> believing a Swatch purchase puts you on the AP waitlist
> immediate suicidal thoughts after seeing a real Royal Oak in person
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The Richard Mille RM 35-02 NTPT NOS is an ultra-light luxury sports watch featuring a skeletonized automatic movement housed in Richard Milleβs signature NTPT carbon case, designed in collaboration with Rafael Nadal. βNOSβ means New Old Stock, indicating an unworn collector-grade example in original condition.
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