We’ve officially reached 5,000 subscribers, and we want to thank every single one of you for the incredible support and trust you’ve shown us.
@Bling has become one of the best projects we’ve ever launched, growing to over 5K members in less than a year since launch. That growth wouldn’t be possible without this community behind us.
This is only the beginning. We have a lot of major things planned for @Bling, and we’re excited to continue building while giving back to the community.
Make sure to keep your notifications on and stay tuned there’s a lot more coming soon.
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For the AP x Swatch enjoyers who looked at the Royal Oak and thought:
> “Finally… a watch I can emotionally and physically attach myself to.”
Presenting the @Bling Royal Pop Plug™
The first luxury accessory designed for men who really want to get 'in' to watches.
• Tested extensively on men with $37 in their wallet and highlights full of clubbing
• Shock resistant up until somebody wearing a real Royal Oak enters the room
• Swiss-made (from an industrial park in Guangdong)
• Pairs perfectly with your financed whip and negative net worth
• Makes your Telegram bio significantly more embarrassing
• Includes voicelines of Nico Leonard yelling “THAT’S CLASS” directly into your prostate
• Every order ships with a prewritten apology to your father
> saying “it’s basically an AP” while poor
> calling plastic “entry-level luxury” with genuine conviction
> posting steering wheel pics in a rental
> purchasing signs in a club in order to cope with rectal pain
> believing a Swatch purchase puts you on the AP waitlist
> immediate suicidal thoughts after seeing a real Royal Oak in person
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The Richard Mille RM 35-02 NTPT NOS is an ultra-light luxury sports watch featuring a skeletonized automatic movement housed in Richard Mille’s signature NTPT carbon case, designed in collaboration with Rafael Nadal. “NOS” means New Old Stock, indicating an unworn collector-grade example in original condition.
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