I don’t cook to impress your girl, I cook to make your mom question everything 👀 your mom might need to step her game up 😏💪🏿

May your day be filled with joy, love, and just the right amount of ዶሮ ወጥ 🍗

The crush I have on her 😫 am literally watching TV just to catch a glimpse of her 😭 she’s so beautiful

Ik my 🐐

Missed me? Or did you finally enjoy the peace and quiet? 😏

No, I wasn’t kidnapped.
No, I didn’t forget my 2FA password.
Yes, I was busy being unavailable for nonsense 😌

Anyway, I’m back like a windows update nobody asked for but you still have to deal with.
Let’s continue where we left off (minus whom ever left from the channel 👀)

@blackiebytes promised us a vacation plan to Debrezeyt with our Jema. If Arsenal wins the trophy, should I start wishing them the best of luck, or should I keep trolling?

First of all it’s Bishoftu, not Debrezeyt 😭 I’m not trying to get arrested, I still have dreams 👀

Second, supporting Arsenal in 2026 is already character development. Now I added a sponsored trip on top of it, my wallet is fighting for survival here.

I keep seeing dudes post “Happy Mother’s Day” to their wives, and they don’t even have kids yet 👀
So what exactly are y’all announcing to the class? 🤨

Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day to my baby mamas 😁

This is how I secure my spot at the top of the inheritance list. My siblings are cooked.

One day Arsenal is genuinely gonna finish me 😭 My heart almost left my chest watching that game blood

My friend cooked this for you, show him some love.

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Late night, got bored, and opened google docs with my university email, and found the letters I used to write to my exes. Nahhhh, who gave me access to that level of poetry 😭 I was IN MY BAG. Girl, Shakespeare would’ve asked me for feedback. The vocabulary? Elite. The word selection? Dangerous. I reread one and almost folded for myself.