My afternoon at office btw 👀

do you know how you tell government people your system is secure?

you tell them it is hosted on tele cloud 😭

Trump woke up and chose war on Iran

I woke up and chose war on my database

Migrating billions of rows 👀 I don’t even know the exact number 😭

Happy Women’s Day የኔ ሴቶች ❤️
Queens today and every day!

Calafiori scorpion save
16 years old scored
Man City Lost
We’re 9 points clear

Life is good
Morning and go to church my people

Eid Mubarak my people! 🐑

You survived Ramadan, now survive family gatherings 😆

have friends who’ll send you cake for Eid. bro am already convinced, sign me up with 3 wives 👀

A tiny change that makes your database feel like it hit the gym overnight, replace UUIDv4 with UUIDv7

Same uniqueness, but now your IDs actually respect time instead of chaos.

- Faster Inserts
- Lower index size
- Efficient cache
- Index fragmentation

You’re welcome 👀 you owe me T-bone stake for this advice 🙄

just had a salad for lunch. like suddenly am that girl, making healthy choices, glowing, and thriving 👀

anyway if you see me eating leaves mind your business, I’m building character (and pretending I like it) 💅

update: the character development lasted exactly one meal 😭

I just ordered pizza and I will NOT be taking questions at this time 🍕🙂‍↕️

growth is complicated! healing isn’t linear 🙄

Kids with 5G internet won’t understand the happiness of a successful UC Browser download 😌 If you never downloaded songs on UC Browser at 2G speed, were you even a 90s kid? 😫

Good night my people 😔

@samsonendale Tried ordering 3kg sugar for breakfast, your app said “product not found.”

At this point I’ll just chew the tea leaves directly 😭🍃

I don’t cook to impress your girl, I cook to make your mom question everything 👀 your mom might need to step her game up 😏💪🏿

May your day be filled with joy, love, and just the right amount of ዶሮ ወጥ 🍗

The crush I have on her 😫 am literally watching TV just to catch a glimpse of her 😭 she’s so beautiful

Ik my 🐐

Missed me? Or did you finally enjoy the peace and quiet? 😏

No, I wasn’t kidnapped.
No, I didn’t forget my 2FA password.
Yes, I was busy being unavailable for nonsense 😌

Anyway, I’m back like a windows update nobody asked for but you still have to deal with.
Let’s continue where we left off (minus whom ever left from the channel 👀)

@blackiebytes promised us a vacation plan to Debrezeyt with our Jema. If Arsenal wins the trophy, should I start wishing them the best of luck, or should I keep trolling?

First of all it’s Bishoftu, not Debrezeyt 😭 I’m not trying to get arrested, I still have dreams 👀

Second, supporting Arsenal in 2026 is already character development. Now I added a sponsored trip on top of it, my wallet is fighting for survival here.

I keep seeing dudes post “Happy Mother’s Day” to their wives, and they don’t even have kids yet 👀
So what exactly are y’all announcing to the class? 🤨

Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day to my baby mamas 😁

This is how I secure my spot at the top of the inheritance list. My siblings are cooked.