bro, am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫

for those of you feminist sisters

“ladies(queens), am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫”

Another day, another hire.

Hiring full stack devs (frontend heavy) with strong React skills.
We’re going all in on TanStack Start for an enterprise project. One key requirement is you should hate Next.js 👀

If you are interested and qualified, please apply here https://forms.gle/yXzTa4e1v3GQRmds5

Heyyyy besties

As you already know, the Valentine invite site just got a glow up for this year. You can now make and share your own custom invite links for your crush… or me 👀

Pick your vibe, choose your invite style, and send it like the bold romantic you are.

And if you secure a Valentine thanks to my iconic website, you owe me. Don’t play 💅

https://valentine-invite.com/

asked her out for Feb 14 and she said Jesus Christ is the “1-4 you.” Guess am spending Feb 14 with the Lord.

Anywho am seeing you guys abusing the website, the things I do so you guys don't spend tomorrow alone.

Am still waiting for my crash to send me a link btw 👀

me out here singing
ወዜ ወዜ ፤ ዲቻ ዲቻ

and my parents singing
የልጅ ልጅ ፤ የልጅ ልጅ

After the AU summit ሰዎቹ are getting tempted ጥገኝነት ሊጠይቁ. I don’t think they get treated like this in their own country.

the way Giorgia Meloni looks at Abichu 😭 bro she is making the first lady so jealous

My afternoon at office btw 👀

do you know how you tell government people your system is secure?

you tell them it is hosted on tele cloud 😭

Trump woke up and chose war on Iran

I woke up and chose war on my database

Migrating billions of rows 👀 I don’t even know the exact number 😭

Happy Women’s Day የኔ ሴቶች ❤️
Queens today and every day!

Calafiori scorpion save
16 years old scored
Man City Lost
We’re 9 points clear

Life is good
Morning and go to church my people

Eid Mubarak my people! 🐑

You survived Ramadan, now survive family gatherings 😆

have friends who’ll send you cake for Eid. bro am already convinced, sign me up with 3 wives 👀

A tiny change that makes your database feel like it hit the gym overnight, replace UUIDv4 with UUIDv7

Same uniqueness, but now your IDs actually respect time instead of chaos.

- Faster Inserts
- Lower index size
- Efficient cache
- Index fragmentation

You’re welcome 👀 you owe me T-bone stake for this advice 🙄

just had a salad for lunch. like suddenly am that girl, making healthy choices, glowing, and thriving 👀

anyway if you see me eating leaves mind your business, I’m building character (and pretending I like it) 💅

update: the character development lasted exactly one meal 😭

I just ordered pizza and I will NOT be taking questions at this time 🍕🙂‍↕️

growth is complicated! healing isn’t linear 🙄

Kids with 5G internet won’t understand the happiness of a successful UC Browser download 😌 If you never downloaded songs on UC Browser at 2G speed, were you even a 90s kid? 😫

Good night my people 😔

@samsonendale Tried ordering 3kg sugar for breakfast, your app said “product not found.”

At this point I’ll just chew the tea leaves directly 😭🍃

I don’t cook to impress your girl, I cook to make your mom question everything 👀 your mom might need to step her game up 😏💪🏿

May your day be filled with joy, love, and just the right amount of ዶሮ ወጥ 🍗