You need a towel, but your Moroccan friend just left 👀

Checked VAR - towel’s gone ✅

Motivation for the day

Always remember not to be part of the problem, be the entire problem. Go out there and ruin somebody’s day today. Thank you!

Happy Tuesday my people

Goal so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people

It's Sunday afternoon and am here abusing Claude Code, Cursor and Codex all at once. Slavery feels good when you are the master, now I understand what was going on those white Europeans head 👀

we’re looking for interns to work on AI/ML and Generative models. Hit me up at @fireayehu if you’re interested

Thank you for those of you who applied for the position, didn’t expect this many people. My team will review your resume and get in contact with you.

Have a beautiful day my people

bought something from the store and they gave it to me wrapped in ጋዜጣ cause of the ፌስታል ban.

girrrlllll, it looks like am smuggling ጫት in to my apartment 😭

we have a high traffic api where every request must be processed in <10ms. reading from the db? young blood too slow. so we synced everything to redis and read from there 🚀

that worked 👀 till we added more data and back and forth checks with redis, suddenly our 10ms budget started sweating.

Fix #1: redis pipelines → batch requests, fewer round trips.

Fix #2: In memory cache on top of redis for frequently used data ( we have cache invalidation for redis and in memory cache)

so my G’s yes, now we have a cache for a cache for a database.

bro, am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫

for those of you feminist sisters

“ladies(queens), am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫”

Another day, another hire.

Hiring full stack devs (frontend heavy) with strong React skills.
We’re going all in on TanStack Start for an enterprise project. One key requirement is you should hate Next.js 👀

If you are interested and qualified, please apply here https://forms.gle/yXzTa4e1v3GQRmds5

Heyyyy besties

As you already know, the Valentine invite site just got a glow up for this year. You can now make and share your own custom invite links for your crush… or me 👀

Pick your vibe, choose your invite style, and send it like the bold romantic you are.

And if you secure a Valentine thanks to my iconic website, you owe me. Don’t play 💅

https://valentine-invite.com/

asked her out for Feb 14 and she said Jesus Christ is the “1-4 you.” Guess am spending Feb 14 with the Lord.

Anywho am seeing you guys abusing the website, the things I do so you guys don't spend tomorrow alone.

Am still waiting for my crash to send me a link btw 👀

me out here singing
ወዜ ወዜ ፤ ዲቻ ዲቻ

and my parents singing
የልጅ ልጅ ፤ የልጅ ልጅ

After the AU summit ሰዎቹ are getting tempted ጥገኝነት ሊጠይቁ. I don’t think they get treated like this in their own country.

the way Giorgia Meloni looks at Abichu 😭 bro she is making the first lady so jealous

My afternoon at office btw 👀