I was at @chapimenge wedding today. Free food, a stunning ceremony, and it briefly made me question my life choices 👀 jk 😁

10/10 experience, honestly.

HOWEVER, this nigga refused to play even ONE song from my ብሔር 🙄

Disappointed. Deeply. I will be recovering

🎄💅 መልካም የገና በዓል, divas! ✨

ገና is here and am arguing with my siblings on who gets the leg piece 👀

Anywho, may your injera be soft, your portions be disrespectfully large.

Stay blessed, stay fed, stay fabulous!

self care day recap:
- gym in the morning (felt unstoppable)
- swimming
- moroccan bath (got exfoliated into a new personality)
- massage (no extra stuff 👀)

highly recommend 💅✨

Incompetence at its peak 😭

Hawassa is the place to have fun, you all seriously need to come through. It’s basically Mini Vegas. Anything could happen, I might even end up married, and you’d never know. Because what happens in Hawassa? Yeah it stays in Hawassa. 😌

My birthday is this week, so what are y’all bringing me or are we pretending I don’t exist?

Today is my birthday and this is how my day is starting 😭 I can’t wait to buy land in country side and start farming. I am literally one commit away from abandoning tech and becoming a farmer 🧑‍🌾

Today was @blackiebytes' birthday🎂
I had every intention of driving him up the wall today…
But somehow, the universe conspired against me, and all he got was love, laughter, and cake.
Guess I’ll have to save the chaos for next year 😈
Happy Birthday, you legend. May your code compile on the first try and your coffee never run out

Amen - Wish From እማማ ዝኑ

My dream is to make so much money that eventually I can tell everyone that money doesn’t buy you happiness 👀

Anywho እንኳን ለብርሃነ ጥምቀቱ በሰላም አደረሰዎ! (copied this from CBE sms text 😁)

You need a towel, but your Moroccan friend just left 👀

Checked VAR - towel’s gone ✅

Motivation for the day

Always remember not to be part of the problem, be the entire problem. Go out there and ruin somebody’s day today. Thank you!

Happy Tuesday my people

Goal so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people

It's Sunday afternoon and am here abusing Claude Code, Cursor and Codex all at once. Slavery feels good when you are the master, now I understand what was going on those white Europeans head 👀

we’re looking for interns to work on AI/ML and Generative models. Hit me up at @fireayehu if you’re interested

Thank you for those of you who applied for the position, didn’t expect this many people. My team will review your resume and get in contact with you.

Have a beautiful day my people

bought something from the store and they gave it to me wrapped in ጋዜጣ cause of the ፌስታል ban.

girrrlllll, it looks like am smuggling ጫት in to my apartment 😭

we have a high traffic api where every request must be processed in <10ms. reading from the db? young blood too slow. so we synced everything to redis and read from there 🚀

that worked 👀 till we added more data and back and forth checks with redis, suddenly our 10ms budget started sweating.

Fix #1: redis pipelines → batch requests, fewer round trips.

Fix #2: In memory cache on top of redis for frequently used data ( we have cache invalidation for redis and in memory cache)

so my G’s yes, now we have a cache for a cache for a database.

bro, am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫

for those of you feminist sisters

“ladies(queens), am at Beijing having fun, Arsenal won, Gyökeres scored 2 goals. life is good 😫”

Another day, another hire.

Hiring full stack devs (frontend heavy) with strong React skills.
We’re going all in on TanStack Start for an enterprise project. One key requirement is you should hate Next.js 👀

If you are interested and qualified, please apply here https://forms.gle/yXzTa4e1v3GQRmds5

Heyyyy besties

As you already know, the Valentine invite site just got a glow up for this year. You can now make and share your own custom invite links for your crush… or me 👀

Pick your vibe, choose your invite style, and send it like the bold romantic you are.

And if you secure a Valentine thanks to my iconic website, you owe me. Don’t play 💅

https://valentine-invite.com/