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๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Blackie - Writing test cases to your own code is doubting your own coding abilities, itโ€™s a sign of weakness!
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แ‰ฅแˆญแ‹ฑ แ‰ฑแ‹ด แ‰ แˆฒแˆŒแˆ แŠ–?
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Imagine INSA reading my pick up lines on their whatsapp clone
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Writing my next book titled แŠจแŠ แŠจแˆซแ‹ญ แŒ‹แˆญ แ‰ฐแˆตแˆ›แˆแ‰ถ แˆ˜แŠ–แˆญ, If things donโ€™t go well I could change it to แŠ แŠจแˆซแ‹ญ แŠ แˆตแˆแˆซแˆญแ‰ถ แˆ˜แŠ–แˆญ
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Got bored and asked GPT

How do I get ride of 73kg dead chicken? ๐Ÿ‘€

Now I know who to talk to for my next victim
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Whatsup fam, Arsenal vs United on today, or are United fans skipping straight to their Holland Yogurt subscription box?
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แ‹“แˆ˜แ‰ณแ‹ แ‹จ3 แАแŒฅแ‰ฅ แŒแ‰ฅแˆญ แŠจ United แ‰ฐแ‰€แ‰ฅแˆˆแŠ• แ‰ฐแˆ˜แˆแˆฐแŠ“แˆ
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Tap tap แŠ แˆญแŒ‰ my people ๐Ÿ‘€
แŠ แŠ•แ‰ แˆณ, I mean star โญ๏ธ แˆ‹แŠฉ
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Are you guys ready to push to prod on Friday? I am!

Thinking to give a short online bootcamp, any topic you guys want me to cover ?
NOTHING Changes, If NOTHING Changes
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2017 Recap ๐ŸŽ‰

Are we rich yet?
I use all Apple products. Thatโ€™s โ€œrich enoughโ€ in my book.

Girlfriend?
Still searching ๐Ÿ’” maybe sheโ€™s stuck in beta testing. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Tech journey?
Learned a ton this year, wrote more lines of code than I can count (and deleted just as many).

Biggest flex?
Deployed stuff that actually worked in production (and didnโ€™t crash immediately). And like usually we tested on production.

Looking forward to 2018?
Scaling the team and the tech stack without losing our soul.

Writing less code myself, enabling others to write more.

And maybe, just maybe, finally fixing that girlfriend bug.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY PEOPLE ๐Ÿฅณ
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Singing แ‰ขแˆซแ‰ขแˆฎ แ‰ณแˆแˆซแˆˆแ‰ฝ ๐Ÿฆ‹
Born on แ‰ แ‹› แ‰ แ‰ แŒ‹ generation ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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What's up my people, let me go straight to the point ๐Ÿ˜

We're looking for Junior QA, please send me your resume at @fireayehu
December is basically here and all Iโ€™ve saved this year is my own life, and even that was on clearance. Girl, we are running on vibes and survival instincts
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Late night thoughts

I think am ready to get married ๐Ÿ™„
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I put something โ€œsomewhere safeโ€ and now I forgot where and itโ€™s gone forever. I basically robbed myself ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyways itโ€™s Friday, go out and chill.
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Caught a pigeon in my room. Not sure whether to cook it for dinner or let it become my new roommate who never pays rent.
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Lets host a small coffee event, what ya think ?
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There is nothing united about Manchester United! ๐Ÿ™„

Jummah Mubarak
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Morning my people

Victm of Next.js CVE-2025-66478 vulnerability here ๐Ÿค, probably the last time am using Next.js
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Christmas is coming! What would you love to receive this year? Iโ€™ll be your black Santa. ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟโœจ
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