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๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Blackie - Writing test cases to your own code is doubting your own coding abilities, itโ€™s a sign of weakness!
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My sister is only 9 years old, but her shopping habits are through the roof.

She needs new clothes and shoes for every แˆฐแŠ” 30, every birthday, and every holiday! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I always thought I was a millennial, turns out Iโ€™m Gen Z. From now on my vocabulary be changing mid convo.

The task was lowkey exhausting, but itโ€™s giving success, no cap but I will slay it ๐Ÿ”ฅ

#GenZ
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I am going to แ‹ตแˆฌ next week. You know what that means, might come back with แ‹จแ‹ตแˆฌ แŠฎแˆจแ‹ณ ( could be แŠฎแˆจแ‹ณแ‹Žแ‰ฝ ๐Ÿ’… )

If you see behavioral change on me, mind ya business ๐Ÿ˜
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Yo what's popping fam? how we vibing today? hope ya all staying blessed.

Iโ€™m in a big mood today, if you wanna level up, Iโ€™m offering 1:1 consulting sessions only for small price of 100K/hour ๐Ÿ‘€
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If you guys havenโ€™t watched the movie โ€œSinnersโ€ yet, please, please do.
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My dad just followed me on Instagram, Iโ€™m about to start posting only church memes ๐Ÿ˜ญ Time to archive everything ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Anybody around bole? in an hour or something? Let's meet up and chat.
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One of the most critical thing in software development is Database design, it decides how clean, managable and scalable your projects turns out to be. Been working on a new SaaS product and man am almost crying here.
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แˆ˜แˆแŠซแˆ แ‹จแŠฅแŠ“แ‰ถแ‰ฝ แ‰€แŠ•! If youโ€™re are not moms yet, please get married!
Happy Fathers Day!

If you're not dads yet, please get married!

As for me, Iโ€™ve decided itโ€™s finally time to come clean. To the kids I left behind when I went out for milk 5 years ago

Good news: I found the milk
Bad news: It expired in 2020
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แˆ‚แˆณแ‰ฅ แˆณแˆ‹แ‹ญ แˆˆแˆ˜แŒแ‹›แ‰ต
แˆฐแ‹“แ‰ต แˆณแˆ‹แ‹ญ แŠฅแˆฐแˆซแˆˆแ‹

Skat Nati (Wise man ๐Ÿ˜‚)

Have แŠ แˆตแ‹ฐแˆ›แˆš day my people
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As much as I roast her on the daily basis, @Luna_moonmam is lowkey one of the best product managers to work with, like fr.

She shows up to the office before anyone else and leaves after everyoneโ€™s gone. At this point, we just assume sheโ€™s part of the interior design. We even thought to hang a whiteboard on her once.
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Weโ€™re at แ‹ตแˆฌ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ

Too many beauties
Too many beauties with sheety

I may not come back to แˆธแŒˆแˆญ
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Iโ€™m gonna push my untested code to production from แŠจแ‹šแˆซ while listening to the song แŠจแ‹šแˆซ แАแ‹ แ‰คแ‰ด
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Two of my brothers graduated today, one Engineer and another one Doctor. Now I have unpaid intern and a free health care ๐Ÿ˜
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Good noon my people, weโ€™re looking for interns, Juniors and Mid-Senior developers who work with either React(Next) or/and React Native. Hit me up at @fireayehu your resume.

Have a beautiful Monday
Your boy from แŠจแ‹šแˆซ
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Good morning my people, thank you for those of you who applied. We will get back to you after reviewing your resume.
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We ordered Mango from แ‹˜แˆ˜แŠ• แŒˆแ‰ แ‹ซ on Monday and they just delivered it today after 3 days. And its not even ripped yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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แ‰ฅแˆญแ‹ฑ แ‰ฑแ‹ด แ‰ แˆฒแˆŒแˆ แŠ–?
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Imagine INSA reading my pick up lines on their whatsapp clone
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Writing my next book titled แŠจแŠ แŠจแˆซแ‹ญ แŒ‹แˆญ แ‰ฐแˆตแˆ›แˆแ‰ถ แˆ˜แŠ–แˆญ, If things donโ€™t go well I could change it to แŠ แŠจแˆซแ‹ญ แŠ แˆตแˆแˆซแˆญแ‰ถ แˆ˜แŠ–แˆญ
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