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💥Women's Snappy Comebacks p.1😜🔥

Man : Haven't we met before?
Woman : Yes, am the receptionist at the VD Clinic.🤬

Man : Haven't i seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.🔥

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if u sit down🤯

Man : So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman : Well i don't know. Will two ppl fit under a rock?🤡

Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to urs and i'll go to mine.🥰

Man : I'd like to call u. What's ur number?
Woman : It's in the phone book😁

Man : But i don't know yur name,
Woman : That's in the phone book too👍

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Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.😇

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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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⭕️ Tips to be a Better Boyfriend
📌Do this to her & thank me later

Love her through actions. Walk your talk.

Work your love harder. Do you miss her?

Love yourself. Girls are naturally caring people.

Love her family and friends.

Introduce her to your family and friends.

Know her better.

Let her know you better.

Value your relationship


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⭕️ Things Girls Want But Won't Ask
For:

Touch her waist and pull her
close

Talk to her about her day

share secrets with her

Give her your clothes

kiss her slowly. 

hug her tight

hold her.       

laugh with her

invite her out.

Text her randomly

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I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

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If one day the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised, because every night i tell her about you.

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There are some things money can't buy.

You look like one of them!

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You should go to sleep, tomorrow you have to teach the sun how to shine🙂💛

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I'mma teach you some grammar..

They've = They have

We've = We have

You've = Stolen my heart😘

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Me: Can i borrow a pen🥺

Crush: Sure

Me: It doesn't work😅

Crush: Yes it does🤨

Me: Oh really? Then try writing ur number here😎

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Me: do u know what bees make?

Her: honey

Me:yes baby?

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R is for Red
Red is for Blood
Blood is for Heart
Heart is for Love
Love is for you
You is for me
Me is for You
"I miss you"

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Imagine, that somebody watching your life from the sky like a film. make it a film with a happy ending!

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God will never give you a dream :

God will never give you a dream that matches your budget.

He's not checking your bank account, he is checking YOUR FAITH.

Drop a if you agree

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