When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.

🔥@best_bio_tm💫

Fake friends: once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you

🖤 @best_bio_tm

Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.

😜 @best_bio_tm

A human heart cost 442,000$ and I gave you mine for free.

@best_bio_tm❤️

Imagine being enough for someone.

🖤 @best_bio_tm

1. Do
2. you
3. know
4. who
5. is
6. the
7. most
8. beautiful
9. girl
10. in the
11. World
12. look @ number 2

@best_bio_tm

dear me, i’ll make you proud one day.

🖤 @best_bio_tm

I am cool but global warming made me hot.

😁@best_bio_tm🔥

My ex: Am i still on ur mind?

Me:-

yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes

@best_bio_tm😳

may our favorite people never turn into strangers.

🖤 @best_bio_tm

I may not be able to have your eyes but our baby can

@best_bio_tm 🥰

if one day the moon calls you by your name

dont be surprised, because every night i tell her about you

@best_bio_tm ✨

Queen Elizabeth is dead so that means there is only one queen left on earth and that is you😙💚

@Best_bio_tm🤩

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?
And then I met you.

@Best_Bio_tm✨

The love I have for you is like copied assignments, I can't explain it.

@best_bio_tm🙂

Is Geometry your favourite subject?

Because you look handsome from every angle.😉💚

@Best_bio_tm👀🤩

I don't know if it would work out between us so, what do u say I kiss you and if u don't like it u can return it.


@Best_bio_tm😘

Are u airpod
because i wanna listen to u all night💕
@Best_bio_tm

💥Women's Snappy Comebacks p.1😜🔥

Man : Haven't we met before?
Woman : Yes, am the receptionist at the VD Clinic.🤬

Man : Haven't i seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.🔥

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if u sit down🤯

Man : So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman : Well i don't know. Will two ppl fit under a rock?🤡

Man : Your place or mine?
Woman : Both. You go to urs and i'll go to mine.🥰

Man : I'd like to call u. What's ur number?
Woman : It's in the phone book😁

Man : But i don't know yur name,
Woman : That's in the phone book too👍

@best_bio_tm 🌚

Which one u like? Show reactions! (🤬🔥🤯🤡🥰😁👍)

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.😇

@Best_bio_tm

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

@Best_bio_tm✨