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почётный обладатель докторской степени по щитпостингу и множества престижных премий на международных соревнованиях по выдумыванию хуеты. иногда шучу сам, иногда пощу мемы. порой пишу на серьезнычах, но больше паясничаю.

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теперь я могу пассивно агрессировать не отходя от кассы ☺️
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нет, я
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Forwarded from БарабашкаТВ (.)
я кот в коробке, очень толстый такой и говорю мур мяу
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FUCKING GUY WITH HIS BEASCOOTER
LEFT HIS FLAT AND HIS COMPUTER,
WENT TO PARK, AND MEN AND WOMEN
ARE IN DANGER. HE CAN KILL THEM.

QUICKEST SPEED. HE'S GOING, VAPING,
ISN'T THINKING, WHO IS HERE,
SOWING DEATH FOR RUSSIANS, MAKING
THEIR TOMBS. THE END IS NEAR!

A PROFESSOR'S BIKE IS GOING.
THE TEENAGER'S DRIVING THERE.
SEE! A DEAD MAN WITH GREY HAIR.
(NASTY ZOOMER REALLY SAW HIM).

MOM IS WALKING WITH HER BABY.
BUT THE ZOOMER'S DRIVING. MAYBE
HE WILL BUMP AND HURT THEM. DAMN!
SHIT! THE BOY HAS LOST HIS MOM.

BASTARD, WAIT FOR MY REVENGE.
IT WILL BE, I TOOK MY GUN.
ZOOMER'S SMELLY LIFE WILL CHANGE,
AND YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOUR MOM.

I AM SPEAKING FROM MY HEART.
I'M ENJOYING MY VENDETTA,
ZOOMER' SCREEMS, BLOOD REALLY MATTER.
LOOK! YOUR DICK, BALLS ARE APART.

I'M AS SAINT AS MARTIN LUTHER,
YOU WILL NOT DRIVE YOUR BEASCOOTER,
SAVING RUSSIAN PERSON'S LIFE,
I'LL KILL YOU, IF YOU ARRIVE.

Will utmost respect and gratitude, Dan Cherny, September 6
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беглова явно тоже на какой-то помойке откопали. совпадение?
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хотет
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я ОБОЖАЮ видеоигры
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ох

вот это неожиданность)
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