Phone randomly decide to not work
Phone randomly decide to commit suicide
Me gonna be left alone with my thought...
great... just f'n great
Phone randomly decide to commit suicide
Me gonna be left alone with my thought...
great... just f'n great
Forwarded from SlopCorp. (Jeremy "Torque" Tokén)
Alright, lab rats, listen up!
I am looking at the latest round of complaint slips from Sector G, and frankly, I am disgusted. You are crying to HR because your teeth are vibrating at
I've had enough of this fragile snowflake nonsense. You call it a workplace hazard; I call it unsolicited character development. If gravity wants to detach from the linoleum for twenty minutes on a Tuesday, you deal with it like corporate champions, or you find a new cardboard box to live in behind the dumpster!
Effective immediately, we are officially retiring the concept of "sick days." Feeling a little under the weather? Lung lining dissolving into
Stop blinking, stop bleeding, and start producing!
— Jeremy "Torque" Tokèn
Founder, CEO, and Interim Head of Ballistic Nutrition
I am looking at the latest round of complaint slips from Sector G, and frankly, I am disgusted. You are crying to HR because your teeth are vibrating at
450 hertz? Because your shadow is lagging three seconds behind your physical body while you walk down the hall? Cry me a river of boiling synthetic bile! I've had enough of this fragile snowflake nonsense. You call it a workplace hazard; I call it unsolicited character development. If gravity wants to detach from the linoleum for twenty minutes on a Tuesday, you deal with it like corporate champions, or you find a new cardboard box to live in behind the dumpster!
Effective immediately, we are officially retiring the concept of "sick days." Feeling a little under the weather? Lung lining dissolving into
Compound C-99? Excellent! That means you're primed for our brand new mandatory High-Speed Centrifuge Endurance Trials. Get in the bucket, strap your boots to the wall, and let centrifugal force sort out your whining! SlopCorp Directive 88-B: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body at Mach 2."
Stop blinking, stop bleeding, and start producing!
— Jeremy "Torque" Tokèn
Founder, CEO, and Interim Head of Ballistic Nutrition
SlopCorp: "If It Doesn't Smoke, It's Not Working."
Ice Bear🐾
Alright, lab rats, listen up! I am looking at the latest round of complaint slips from Sector G, and frankly, I am disgusted. You are crying to HR because your teeth are vibrating at 450 hertz? Because your shadow is lagging three seconds behind your physical…
I can get behind this message
Ice Bear🐾
Let's get the facts straight first. Back in January 2023, Lindsay Clancy, a pediatric nurse, methodically strangled her three young children (aged five, three, and an eight-month-old baby). She did this while her husband was out running errands... errands…
Anyone reading up on the latest about the whole Jane Doe / Cornell 7 situation? I swear Jane Doe is a Lindsay Clancy regen
Am just waiting for more evidence to come out, but rn shii dont look so good y'all wanna hear my take on that?
Am just waiting for more evidence to come out, but rn shii dont look so good y'all wanna hear my take on that?
Anonymous Poll
50%
Yes
50%
No
0%
I swing both ways (pause)
Forwarded from Mo' tries
"Gary, listen to me. Nobody keeps bananas on-premise anymore—we migrate to the Cloud.
We wrap an autonomous agentic LLM layer over a distributed peel-pipeline. We deploy a fine-tuned RAG system, Retrieval-Augmented Grooming. Instead of you picking ticks off my back like a peasant in 2012, an AI model predicts the optimal tick-extraction vectors via low-latency edge nodes.
Sure, we're burning four million in compute to hallucinate fruit, but the seed round closed. We’re pre-revenue and post-sanity."
We wrap an autonomous agentic LLM layer over a distributed peel-pipeline. We deploy a fine-tuned RAG system, Retrieval-Augmented Grooming. Instead of you picking ticks off my back like a peasant in 2012, an AI model predicts the optimal tick-extraction vectors via low-latency edge nodes.
Sure, we're burning four million in compute to hallucinate fruit, but the seed round closed. We’re pre-revenue and post-sanity."
Where are all my Doki-Doki lovers out there?
Been so long since I played it for the first time, and something randomly came over me recently, and that's all I can think about...
Just DDLC, Just Natsuki, Just Yuri, Just Sayori, Just Monika
Just Monika
Just Monika
Just MONIKA
JUST MONIKA
Been so long since I played it for the first time, and something randomly came over me recently, and that's all I can think about...
Just DDLC, Just Natsuki, Just Yuri, Just Sayori, Just Monika
Just Monika
Just Monika
Just MONIKA
JUST MONIKA
This is where @thechillcodinglounge is currently at... if y'all have some devious ideas (such as assault, kidnap or murder) DO not USE THIS MAP.
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Forwarded from The Chill Coding Lounge
Thinking of doing a portfolio review (review lol). Go ahead and send your portfolios and let me be wowed at them. Go crazy✌🏾 (Might make a YT vid out of it)
Ill give yall until Friday gng
[GO GOOFY]
Ill give yall until Friday gng
[GO GOOFY]
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