Bearly Learning
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Bear with me... am still learning
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Up the blues
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Why am I learning that I have a final exam tmrw just now?

Time for coffee and energy drink I guess
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Majestic creatures, are they not?

@YamInBlack
@Noruda_7
Excuse me? You want me to do what to the independent variable and then do what?
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Let's see how a singular late night study session works out for me in a final exam....
Y'all know who y'all are
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Forwarded from The Chill Coding Lounge (Henok)
Edit done, thumbnail done (Ahh thumbnail by yours truly). I present y'all with [The SMA EXPERIENCE].

Hope y'all enjoy it. Let's try and get this one to 1K views (and I'll give you a cookie🥀)
Nah, this is too funny
Fuck off, Medium Digest
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Is me washed?
Forwarded from The Chill Coding Lounge
GUYS WE HIT 1K VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPPYYYYYYYYYYY🔥🔥🔥😄😄
Forwarded from Avocado Lab 🥑 (Meti)
What if I get a cat in the future, then have a child, and the child ends up being allergic to the cat? Then I’d have to get rid of the child

Very sad .....
Phone randomly decide to not work
Phone randomly decide to commit suicide


Me gonna be left alone with my thought...
great... just f'n great
Forwarded from SlopCorp. (Jeremy "Torque" Tokén)
Alright, lab rats, listen up!

I am looking at the latest round of complaint slips from Sector G, and frankly, I am disgusted. You are crying to HR because your teeth are vibrating at 450 hertz? Because your shadow is lagging three seconds behind your physical body while you walk down the hall? Cry me a river of boiling synthetic bile!

I've had enough of this fragile snowflake nonsense. You call it a workplace hazard; I call it unsolicited character development. If gravity wants to detach from the linoleum for twenty minutes on a Tuesday, you deal with it like corporate champions, or you find a new cardboard box to live in behind the dumpster!

Effective immediately, we are officially retiring the concept of "sick days." Feeling a little under the weather? Lung lining dissolving into Compound C-99? Excellent! That means you're primed for our brand new mandatory High-Speed Centrifuge Endurance Trials. Get in the bucket, strap your boots to the wall, and let centrifugal force sort out your whining!

SlopCorp Directive 88-B: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body at Mach 2."

Stop blinking, stop bleeding, and start producing!

— Jeremy "Torque" Tokèn
Founder, CEO, and Interim Head of Ballistic Nutrition

SlopCorp: "If It Doesn't Smoke, It's Not Working."
Aint no way
Ice Bear🐾
Let's get the facts straight first. Back in January 2023, Lindsay Clancy, a pediatric nurse, methodically strangled her three young children (aged five, three, and an eight-month-old baby). She did this while her husband was out running errands... errands…
Anyone reading up on the latest about the whole Jane Doe / Cornell 7 situation? I swear Jane Doe is a Lindsay Clancy regen

Am just waiting for more evidence to come out, but rn shii dont look so good y'all wanna hear my take on that?
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Forwarded from Mo' tries
"Gary, listen to me. Nobody keeps bananas on-premise anymore—we migrate to the Cloud.
​We wrap an autonomous agentic LLM layer over a distributed peel-pipeline. We deploy a fine-tuned RAG system, Retrieval-Augmented Grooming. Instead of you picking ticks off my back like a peasant in 2012, an AI model predicts the optimal tick-extraction vectors via low-latency edge nodes.
​Sure, we're burning four million in compute to hallucinate fruit, but the seed round closed. We’re pre-revenue and post-sanity."