Confusing morning today is.
Got my jacket zipped up, and hoodied up to warm me up... but also got the fan on to cool me down

Confusing morning indeed

Up the blues

Why am I learning that I have a final exam tmrw just now?

Time for coffee and energy drink I guess

Majestic creatures, are they not?

@YamInBlack
@Noruda_7

Excuse me? You want me to do what to the independent variable and then do what?

Let's see how a singular late night study session works out for me in a final exam....

Y'all know who y'all are

Edit done, thumbnail done (Ahh thumbnail by yours truly). I present y'all with [The SMA EXPERIENCE].

Hope y'all enjoy it. Let's try and get this one to 1K views (and I'll give you a cookie🥀)

Fuck off, Medium Digest

Is me washed?

GUYS WE HIT 1K VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPPYYYYYYYYYYY🔥🔥🔥😄😄

What if I get a cat in the future, then have a child, and the child ends up being allergic to the cat? Then I’d have to get rid of the child

Very sad .....

Phone randomly decide to not work
Phone randomly decide to commit suicide


Me gonna be left alone with my thought...
great... just f'n great

Alright, lab rats, listen up!

I am looking at the latest round of complaint slips from Sector G, and frankly, I am disgusted. You are crying to HR because your teeth are vibrating at 450 hertz? Because your shadow is lagging three seconds behind your physical body while you walk down the hall? Cry me a river of boiling synthetic bile!

I've had enough of this fragile snowflake nonsense. You call it a workplace hazard; I call it unsolicited character development. If gravity wants to detach from the linoleum for twenty minutes on a Tuesday, you deal with it like corporate champions, or you find a new cardboard box to live in behind the dumpster!

Effective immediately, we are officially retiring the concept of "sick days." Feeling a little under the weather? Lung lining dissolving into Compound C-99? Excellent! That means you're primed for our brand new mandatory High-Speed Centrifuge Endurance Trials. Get in the bucket, strap your boots to the wall, and let centrifugal force sort out your whining!

SlopCorp Directive 88-B: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body at Mach 2."

Stop blinking, stop bleeding, and start producing!

— Jeremy "Torque" Tokèn
Founder, CEO, and Interim Head of Ballistic Nutrition

SlopCorp: "If It Doesn't Smoke, It's Not Working."

I can get behind this message

Aint no way