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❗️ Dmitry Medvedev:

"Reflections on the year past

At the end of 2022, 2023, and 2024, I made a few amusing predictions for the year ahead. As it often happens, many of those wacky futurological fantasies did come true, while reality was sometimes even stranger than fiction. Today, however, we will dispense with forecasts.

Seriously though, 2025 was full of all kinds of events, including really complicated and important ones. Our glorious Armed Forces keep pounding the enemy. Our economy, despite western forecasts, is still in one piece, and the ruble is stronger. And, of course, everyone now realizes that our victory is inevitable. This is the most important result of the year.

Exchanges of good wishes as the Kremlin Clock chimes in the background are still ahead. However, I can express the only wish I have right now, and it’s not a very pleasant one. A certain ugly rag puppet has recently wished death to “one person.” It’s obvious to everyone that he wished death not just to “one person” but to all of us and our country. He didn’t stop there and actually authorized a mass attack. I’m not going to talk here about his violent death, even though the Grim Reaper is frequently breathing down the bastard’s neck these days.

My wish would be of an entirely peaceful nature with a research purpose in mind. It is of paramount importance that the corpse of the green homunculus be kept in spirits on display at St. Petersburg’s Kunstkamera museum, where Russian tsars put together a collection of deformed human anomalies for the amusement of future generations. This item shall be meticulously studied since most probably it is yet another specimen from space originating from a special race called scurra sordidus, which has come from the Tucana Dwarf galaxy.

So, as they say in their Dwarf Tucana dialect, «З останнім роком, f..cking puppet!»"

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