Optipess: Optipess

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3250: Flag Design

Alt text: Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

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XKCD 3251: Time Machine Conversation

Alt text: It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Happy Thoughts

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3252: Ancestral Genomes

Alt text: SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.

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War and Peas: Lift

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XKCD 3253: Sunbeam

Alt text: While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.

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XKCD 3254: Detector

Alt text: No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — FOMO

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XKCD 3255: Planetary Science

Alt text: The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

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War and Peas: Cat TV

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XKCD 3256: Nostalgia Content

Alt text: Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

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XKCD 3257: Beam Pipe

Alt text: 'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Animals

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