XKCD 3245: Results Age

Alt text: Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Magnum Opus

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XKCD 3246: Speedrun

Alt text: Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.

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Safely Endangered: Inside My Brain

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War and Peas: Doctor Daddy

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XKCD 3247: Particle Census

Alt text: Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Safely Endangered: Tiny bug comix #1

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Safely Endangered: Tiny bug comix #2

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XKCD 3248: 182.8 Meters

Alt text: They rounded down to 182.8 instead of rounding up to 182.9 because 182.9 might make the statement incorrect.

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Safely Endangered: Tiny bug comix #3

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Judgmental

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XKCD 3249: Neutrino Project

Alt text: We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.

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War and Peas: Greenland Shark

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Safely Endangered: Bear

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Optipess: Optipess

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3250: Flag Design

Alt text: Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.

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XKCD 3251: Time Machine Conversation

Alt text: It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.

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