Thank you to Katie Mack for teaching me about this effect, and to Janelle Shane for describing redshifts as 'like galaxies sinking into a pool of dilute blood,' which is how I'll see them from now on.

Poorly Drawn Lines – All Your Questions

The film is set in 2018, but when Commander Bremberly chases the hologram through Times Square, there's a billboard for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Depending on the date, that billboard would have been advertising either Infinity War or this movie.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Humble

Also, they're getting increasingly worried that someone will accidentally hit the 'retract' button, and that the end of the cable thrashing around as it winds up could devastate the Earth's surface.

Poorly Drawn Lines – More Than a Crab

The combination croquet set/10-lane pool can also be used for some varieties of foosball and Skee-Ball.

They're robust against quantum attacks because it's hard to make a quantum system that large.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Everything

An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated

I can't speak for your other subjects, but MY motion was as smooth and natural as the framerate allowed.

Oh yeah, I didn't even know they renamed it the Willis Tower in 2009, because I know a normal amount about skyscrapers.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated

It's believed to be related to the Stellar Sea Cow.

They said after I got into a routine, I'd enjoy getting progressively stronger and stop whining so much about how hard exercise was. Well, they were half right!

"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head! Hey, that gives me an idea..."

Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires on a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.

Poorly Drawn Lines – As a Kid