Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Modern Fantasy

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XKCD 3311: Planet Database

Alt text: Atmospheric transmission spectroscopy has revealed that the sunsets from the observatory are really pretty.

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Safely Endangered: Science

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XKCD 3312: Momentum Demonstration

Alt text: "I'm doing really well on the Hertzsprung-Russell academic diagram, which has spectral class on one axis and Rate My Professors rating on the other."

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XKCD 3313: Fusion Device

Alt text: I don't see why people have trouble doing this at room temperature. Using hot rivets would honestly have been MORE work.

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XKCD 3314: Vulnerability

Alt text: Other numbers are largely unaffected, but anyone using '4' for their certificate key is urged to upgrade to '5'.

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Family Time

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3315: Forms of Water

Alt text: The 'light' refers to bremsstrahlung.

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3316: Siege Engine

Alt text: They initially thought the containment structure alone would be sufficient, but for good measure they decided to include the Elephant's Foot inside.

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Poorly Drawn Lines: Poorly Drawn Lines

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — American Ass

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XKCD 3317: Gravitational Square Wave

Alt text: Depending on the energy deposition I can manage, it might also be a fun prank on the rest of the Earth.

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3318: Earth Sized Planets

Alt text: It probably has an icy mantle over the real silicate geology, but I'm hoping something weird happened to burn off most of the water like with Io.

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