Alt text: Fans at Daytona always get extra excited when officials decide to introduce some antimatter cars circling the track in the opposite direction.
Alt text: Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.
Alt text: Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet.