And Carol of Swithland Lane said unto the runtish one of the litter, with this spray you shall never need to buy new clothes ever again. And Sprinter sprayed the magic potion so he could forever wear his beloved long shorts. So he could be the Scout Master of his dreams. Big banners, cosy nights around the fires, welcome to my tent. Marshmallows and Entropy.

And Howler Monkey gazed upon the painting and listened to the tales of Joan of Arc and muttered "did her armour not have a donation button".

And the teacher asked sprinter what he wanted to be when he grew up. And Sprinter replied "A boy scout forever and ever just like Peter Pan. A German one."

https://youtu.be/cUe3UebuXg8

Real politics, real change. Adults.

Never forget Dreux. Elections are there for the winning.Jean-Pierre Stirbois - 30 January 1945 – 5 November 1988

Be honest, usually works better when you don't use a picture of a Brazilian model. Rhuan Favoretto.

Perhaps, JT is a big fan. You would think with all that vetting involving closets and wardrobes someone might have spotted something.

The last repost. The Lake District. Barkley's that is. Signposting for the enemy.

Thanks to Entropy I got a new coat. Donate. Donate. Donate. Now that's what I call activism.

Alms for Entropy Alternative. Buy me a coffee, pint or laser tattoo removal and I wil do the best I can to make no progress at all. Just donate.

Gin soaked Teignmouth tart loses RO role to ex NHS manager from Swindon.

The flap of a butterfly's wings.

Escape from Pontefract. Can she outsprint sprinter?

The butcher of Broxburn wants your Rolex. Want some tongue with your Tag Heuer he whispered into the ear of the care worker from Ayrshire.

When I said I do I didn't mean Big Evie and her juicy cutlets.

The butcher just lounging in his bathrobe with two teenage friends , Pimples and Rashid. Telling tales about how he lost his cherry to several pounds of liver. The randiest man in the abattoir

"The croupier years". Coming soon tales from the gambling halls and betting shops of Leeds. The truth about Sprinter's Eva Braun. With exclusive interviews from the 4th best toilet cleaner in Pudsey, Julie H and little sis, Emma. They didn't call her the bicycle of Beckett for nothing.

The number one tune for Stuttering Sammy at the Bay Horse.

The cult prepare the accounts for HMRC. Put your hand up if you forgot to add VAT to the merch?