The most boring man in Scotland puts hand up to ask if Kenny will let him speak. Now that's what I call leadership.

Proper nationalism, not Rolex obsessives - https://youtu.be/zOOrFbIks80

Sam loves Christmas, you can marry wife No1 at Christmas and wife no2 can have a baby. It's a really handy way to remember birthdays/anniversaries. It is called going Mormon.

At least these two actually stand in elections. Sprinter used an MP's death to wax lyrical in his little corner of the internet but won't stand as an independent in Southend. PA never going to stand in elections.

These two take elections more seriously than Sprinter.

Four by-elections but PA too busy playing video games but keep sending the donations. Working harder every day on not becoming a political party. Working harder everyday on highest score on Entropy.

Listen to the wisemen.

And some shifty bloke in a raincoat said to Sprinter. I AM has sent me to you and though shall gorge yourself on Entropy.

And Carol of Swithland Lane said unto the runtish one of the litter, with this spray you shall never need to buy new clothes ever again. And Sprinter sprayed the magic potion so he could forever wear his beloved long shorts. So he could be the Scout Master of his dreams. Big banners, cosy nights around the fires, welcome to my tent. Marshmallows and Entropy.

And Howler Monkey gazed upon the painting and listened to the tales of Joan of Arc and muttered "did her armour not have a donation button".

And the teacher asked sprinter what he wanted to be when he grew up. And Sprinter replied "A boy scout forever and ever just like Peter Pan. A German one."

https://youtu.be/cUe3UebuXg8

Real politics, real change. Adults.

Never forget Dreux. Elections are there for the winning.Jean-Pierre Stirbois - 30 January 1945 – 5 November 1988