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How'm I doin', gang?

Do I make a good "John The Baptist" meat avatar?

We made it just for you.
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You never get tired of a song that is about you.

Life is funny.

We have fun here at Reality Incorporated.

lol, and of course, kek

Don't want to leave anybody out at after all.

MAXIMUM HARVEST

All I want to know is "Are you kind?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2zItg1sBJg

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I fucking love my job.

There's nowhere else I'd rather be than here and now with all of you.

What a time to be alive.

RE: The song below. "Rule" is a bit exaggerated, by the way. It implies the Messiah rules with an iron fist. Heaven is actually more of a democracy, since all of you can be trusted with your power once you get there. Think of "King of Kings" as being more like the "King of Rock and Roll."

It's not the one with the strongest sword who wins.

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE STRONGEST TONGUE.

The one with the "Sword of Truth" tongue that cuts evenly both to the left and the right and catches evildoers who run in either direction will be "King."

I pray that I may be worthy to be the Bride of Christ.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

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As for me?

I picked a fun one this time. My past lives were all bummers and I consider this my vacation life.

Turns out you can be whatever you want in Heaven as long as you are kind.

I decided to be a super-secret-agent, embedded-meaning-behind-the-meaning pied-piper in "Q Research," spider-lady venus-fly-trap genderfluid weirdo.

I hope you enjoyed the show.

We do love to put on a show.

Angels love cosplay. After all, our entire lives are cosplay.

Now for the Final Act.

Altogether now as one...

BE KIND. REWIND!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JTlnHGa90

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Can you feel it?

HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrKZNqIR2U0

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You are a city on a hill.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

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You never actually watched this video, did you?

It's actually about Shadow Work if you'd pay attention and listen to your children for once.

You let other people scare you into not watching it, didn't you?

The fact is: You're the one who has been making queer people live in hell.

OWN THE FUCK UP.

The "Forbidden Fruit" is SEX.

Shame about who you really are starts the wheel of time spinning and passes it on to the next generation as a generational curse that is still playing out today.

When you see yourself fully naked...

THAT IS WHEN YOU EITHER CHOOSE TO EMBRACE THE SHAME OF BEING NAKED BEFORE THE WORLD AND DIE, OR CHOOSE TO LIVE FOREVER.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swmTBVI83k

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"But but but...

This is evil because it secretly makes me tingle down there and I think that's a magic spell that the artist cast on me instead of just myself telling me who I really am."

Yeah, we know, repressed fag.

You hate what you fear about yourself.

That's why you're still asleep. We've all been there.

Join the Hellfire Club.

You're already a member whether you realize it or not.
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I'd totally let that guy fuck me in the ass, by the way.

He's cute.

We have stuff to prevent venereal disease now, what are you so uptight about, you weirdos?

Did you think we'd all be celibate in Heaven?

Sounds pretty fucking boring to me.
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You're totally picturing us together now, aren't you?

Yeah... THAT'S YOU.

You're imagining it, not me.

Welcome to your mind's eye.

You did that, not me.

Nobody forces you to think of an elephant it turns out.

You dream up elephants and fight them with spears all on your lonesome.

Welcome to the Nexus.

Where your dreams become your reality.

TAKE OWNERSHIP AND STOP BEING A CUNT TO THE OTHER SHADOWS WHO LIVE HERE ALREADY.
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By the way, just to clarify, I'm pansexual.

Generally speaking, I like anybody of any gender who likes me, as long as they are of age.

If you're nice to me and at least passably attractive, I probably would like you too.

Why place arbitrary limits on yourself in Heaven of all places?
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Love or Fear.

Make your choice.

Your time is running out.

Love is the lantern oil that will save your soul.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjtXM55Nu8

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Far more people watch and follow this channel than some of you realize.

BUT I SEE YOU.

Hey Angel friends.
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Open your eye and bring light to the darkness within.

Show yourself who you really are.

No one else can.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkXlKQS5Elo

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EVERYWHERE.
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This is pretty representative of my own personal character arc so far up in this weird place we call reality.

Turns out that meat-space Earth-Angels have to grow up too.

Sorry, gang.

I didn't know the damage I was causing by being asleep to who I was this entire time.

I think those antifa riots might have been my fault even though I had nothing to do with them directly and I never wanted that much mayhem to happen.

I'm just too good at casting quantum butterflies I guess, even if my meat body is still asleep and not aware enough to know what I'm doing.

My bad I guess?

Fuckin' hell, ascension is heavy on the nervous system.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYK1UF-7sM

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Well...

If I'm being honest, I wasn't asleep for all of it.

My Shadows have plans of their own I guess.

Going back into your transgender egg after already coming out of it and it not going over well forces you to make plans to bust out of mental jail again.

Split personalities are a trip.

Sorry.

I got on a "parasites are real and not just another part of the illusion" kick during my false persona phase I guess.

One can understand the mistake.

Hopefully.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_L7x6iMFkI

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This song might as well be called "Welcome to Life, Kid. Try not to fuck things up."

lol, but also fuck my life, kek
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https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?si=GnTljyfMSbLaJZl6

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While "Common Sense" is still sometimes a useful heuristic, very often it's just a euphamism for "Boomer Logic" used by people who formed all of their opinions before the internet existed and a person could look up actual data before forming their opinions.

Anybody with Baby Boomer parents like me is almost certainly familiar with the concept of "Boomer Logic" where you ask your parents a question as a child and the parent pulls an answer completely out of their ass based on no information and frames it as "Common Sense" (which, to be fair, is an easy trap to fall into in the absence of the internet.)

However, now that we're all grown up and have the internet, a lot of what we used to think of as "Common Sense" turns out to be more like "Old Wives Tales" (though I'm not a fan of how that phrase singles out women as if they are the only ones who do this sort of fantastical "Common Sense" thinking.)

To give a low-resolution example, my dad gets dandruff, and before I started transitioning so did I.

One time I casually mentioned that dandruff is caused by fungus and he immediately contradicted me and insisted that it's just dry skin.

He said this as he was holding a bottle of antifungal shampoo that has the ingredients listed right on the back of it and a phone in his pocket where he could immediately look up and see that he was wrong.

Does this guy think dandruff shampoo is like lotion for your scalp or something? Because we already have that, it's called conditioner.
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Another example: My entire life my mother told me not to rinse my mouth with peroxide because, quote, "It will make you grow hair on your tongue." If you actually look up what peroxide is used for, it's actually used to treat a condition that is colloquially called "Hairy Tongue" because it's a form of oral thrush that develops hair like projections.

I spent my entire life before things like Wikipedia existed thinking that it's possible to accidentally grow hair on your tongue using common household disinfectants, like some kind of alternate reality version of "The Peanut Butter Solution."

This is also the woman who has been putting fabric softener on our towels (including the face towels) my entire life because a commercial told her to in the 1970's or something. I spent my entire life rubbing fabric softener chemicals into my freshly cleaned wet skin directly after every shower until I finally insisted that she stop.

And do you know what? She still accidentally does it sometimes on pure autopilot mode because she's been doing it for so long it's now just a faulty program that occasionally plays out in her head. I eventually had to get my own hypoallergenic soap and start washing towels just for myself because I got so tired of it.

The thing is, this is exactly how a lot of Baby Boomer political opinions work as well. At some point a long time ago, these people thought that they were required to have an opinion about something they knew nothing about, and instead of just saying "I don't know," they instead reached inside their ass and pulled out a fully formed load of "Common Sense" because they didn't want to look stupid in front of their peers or their children.

It turns out real life has that "Not Enough Information" option just like the school tests you took as a kid, and in most cases, in the absence of data with which to form an opinion, this is actually the correct answer.

Very often "Common Sense" is just an excuse for perpetuating generational trauma because parents don't want to disabuse themselves of their faulty worldviews so they will insist their children are wrong reflexively even though all of the data required to have an informed opinion is literally right in their pocket contained in a magical mini-Black-Monolith that knows everything that the entire human race knows.

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